Phenomenal! I did laundry recently and got so frustrated over missing socks! I once found a sock clinging to the inside of a t-shirt I went to wear.
Perhaps, mystery solved? Doesn't explain where the missing socks from all the other pairs went though. Matching socks after drying is the worst.
Maybe the illuminati or reptilian humanoids are leaders of the hipster movement and are forcing the world into wearing mismatched socks to conform to
the new world order. I thought I'd get ahead on the inevitable direction this thread was going.
The sock terrorist would be YOUR washing machine, not mine. Now if their lost a the laundrymat....they probally made an escape with the nice old
change lady that monitors said washers.
Imagine my shame. We don't have a dryer, but hang laundry out on one of four lines; every time I do laundry, one sock ends up MIA. I think
it's a conspiracy of the highest order. Where did they go? Did they leave this plane happy? Do sock elves exist, and if so, what do they want?