posted on Sep, 10 2013 @ 07:49 AM
reply to post by operation mindcrime
Yep, I had a feeling... When they die, they lose their rainbow powers. I'm assuming that one is a dead specimen.
Oh yeah, you just know it has a special part of its brain that programs it to instinctively goes right for the junk. Like those teeny tiny fish in the
Amazon with those spiny barbs on them that are attracted to the traces of urine in your urethra...
Heck freshwater AND saltwater are ruined for me now. I'm not afraid of sharks as much as I am of something that's smaller and faster and I won't
see it or be able to maneuver around it. If you hold your arms out it can just go in between them. At least a shark you can fight...lots of big
surface areas to stab or punch or smack with an oar. This thing will lurch out of the water and be burrowing itself into your eyeball before you even
know what hit you...
Well at least I'm pretty sure my good ole Pac NW lakes and rivers are safe
At least we know which spots are safe. But if I ever venture out of my
familiar surroundings, I'll be sure to be extra cautious. Like don't go swimming in the ocean without an Iron Man:War Machine Suit with 50 guns
pointed in every direction with a nuclear self destruct option in case I get startled and decide to end it all. At least I'll take the sob out with
me who scared me, along with every other lifeform in a 10 mile radius, so hopefully it was something dangerous and not just some minnow or a peice of
seaweed floating by... It'd also be usefull if I emptied all my ammo into its lifeless, BBQd corpse, and just want to make absolute 100% sure it is
dead... Sure, I'll be dead too... But eff THAT...that thing is Not gettin me! I hate it! Why give such a terrible thing rainbow powers??? Why not
cats? Or birds?
You know,.I've heard a theory that says that we don't know what dinosaurs' hides looked like, so some of them couldve been rainbowed up like that
too. Or some parts couldve maybe had fur, I dunno...maybe they weren't all scaly. Maybe not all of them. We know some had feathers, so, whatever. The
feathers had to be some color. Could've.been some flamboyantly colored dinos out there... Just like some birds have bright colors to attract mates,
so to could some of the dinos. Or there could've been some interesting camouflage patterns. Ah, thank god for auto correct...I have no idea how to
spell camouflage. And yet there it is.