'Batman' brings in suspect to Bradford police

I wasn't sure which forum to put this in but since I found it to be quite funny so I put it in the jokes forum, my apologies to all of those who don't find this to be funny

BATMAN HAS RETURNED!

A man dressed as the caped crusader Batman has handed over a wanted man at a Bradford police station before disappearing into the night.

Police said the costumed crime-fighter marched the 27-year-old man into Trafalgar House Police Station in the early hours of 25 February.

The man was charged with handling stolen goods and fraud offences.

Police said: "The person who brought the man in was dressed in a full Batman outfit. His identity remains unknown."

The suspect will appear before Bradford magistrates on Friday, police said.

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No criminal is safe on Batman's watch.

(Keep in mind this suspect is innocent until proven guilty in the court of law)

How can they not know who he is? did his bat mobile not have a license plate?

reply to post by Corruption Exposed


That Batman does rather look a lot like Delboy from Only Fools and Horses...during that Christmas episode.

Originally posted by eXia7
How can they not know who he is? did his bat mobile not have a license plate?

I think Robin was waiting out back on his scooter to help them "disappear into the night".

Batman needs a new costume.

He's living in the old days.

Disclaimer: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ....

Explanation: .... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ....

Personal Disclosure: .... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Look mum ... no mutant powers!

S&F!

I bet that criminal was thinking ...



"Wait! ... We can't stop here! ... This is BAT Country!"

Humans are AWESOME! Batman!

reply to post by OmegaLogos




Thank you for providing one of my favorite clips from one of my favorite movies!



Stay the # out of Bat Country if you know what's good for you...

I think its quite funny and I know a lot of coppers who were saying give the guy a medal but I hope this is a one off. As much as I love to see people standing up for what is right and assisting in the apprehension of criminals, its dangerous out there and I never want to see people get hurt. This country all too quickly forgets a hero, but remembers the villains for generations, such is the use of fear by the state. Look after yourselves by all means, but if you're going to do this, think twice or at least invest in subtle attire and a stab proof vest!

Yeah it reminded me of Only Fools and Horses too!

Yeah I did it.... and what?

Punk had it coming.... the crime is rampant, these creeps had nothing to fear, no symbol, nothing to answer to.

Now they do.

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Finally, we have hope!

Originally posted by blupblup
Yeah I did it.... and what?

Punk had it coming.... the crime is rampant, these creeps had nothing to fear, no symbol, nothing to answer to.

Now they do.

If this were true I think it would be the most awesome thing I read on the internet! lol

Edit: And I would certainly offer my services as robin, although we would most definitely look like the only fools and horses episode then as I would match rodneys description pretty well! (being 6'4 and slim(ish))

Well I was actually speaking for Batman, not me myself.



But yes, the story is awesome


Dude's been watching Kick-ass or Super.

The next thing you know, Robin will be coming into the station with the Teen Titans. XD LOL!!!

I live near Bradford and I will now sleep a little better knowing the caped crusader is cleaning up the streets.
Hhhhm I have a spiderman costume so If you see an overweight Spiderman doing the same (or getting his head kicked in ) it is me

The Batman seems a bit out of shape there...

He and "Supperman" need to hook up go jogging or something.

Originally posted by MarioOnTheFly
reply to post by Corruption Exposed

 

That Batman does rather look a lot like Delboy from Only Fools and Horses...during that Christmas episode.

My thoughts exactly

It's gotta be done



CX.

i,m sorry but batman doesn,t look like he could go out and force the guy to surrender,we all know what the criminals are like in britain at moment and thats out their face on heroin or whatever and would do what they have to do to escape so this guy walking someone in has me thinking that this is a set up.

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nah pal, i think you might be getting us mixed up with the scots

reply to post by blupblup


See, now there's a Batman Costume.

What was he thinking?

He has been revealed and I know him he drinks in a pub near me

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