You know you're spending too much time on ATS when... (Fill in the blank)

I've seen a lot of these over time, and today i just HAD to say something about spending too much time posting, I work from home, as a full time Mom and CGI Artist (and part time for my old job, but I won't get into that) so I hav ea lot of computer time, but I found myself double checkin today when I answered someone's question with:

"But Alex Jones said that they did that out at Bohemian Grove"

So here's my contribution to You KNOW you spend too much time on ATS when:

You start answering questions, quoting well known conspiracy theorists and their reasoning about why it just had to be TPTB that made the coffee wrong..

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You know you're spending too much time on ATS when...

You see a ]snip]bright orange monkey in your sleep?

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lol, I think it is supposed to be a sloth.

Originally posted by vkey08


You KNOW you spend too much time on ATS when:

You wake up at 6am log on to ATS...look at the clock again...and it is 5pm.

Originally posted by vkey08
I've seen a lot of these over time, and today i just HAD to say something about spending too much time posting, I work from home, as a full time Mom and CGI Artist (and part time for my old job, but I won't get into that) so I hav ea lot of computer time, but I found myself double checkin today when I answered someone's question with:

"But Alex Jones said that they did that out at Bohemian Grove"

So here's my contribution to You KNOW you spend too much time on ATS when:

You start answering questions, quoting well known conspiracy theorists and their reasoning about why it just had to be TPTB that made the coffee wrong..

When you know there is already a thread on an existing topic.

When most of your conversations start with "You know I was reading something on ATS recently..."

When you pretend you're a moderator and go around the forums alerting all the T&C infractions you can find

You know youve been spending too much time on ATS when youre reading the news, see a controversial story, and think to yourself " boy... **insert uptight member's name here** would flip their freaking LID if I posted this.. heheheh".

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I 'fixed' peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and canned soup
for dinner.

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HAHA! I work from home too. I'm a little anxious because I'm waiting on the confirmation of a big order, so I came to my office "water cooler" to see what's up.

Threads are boring and repetitive, so I thought about bumping one of my own threads. A failed thread that never got any attention. A post, I thought was funny, ironic and dangerous, but no one touched. Maybe it was the timing, or, maybe it was the title, Radioactive Face? Use This Stuff!.

At any rate, I was bored and ATS wasn't feeding the need, so I started to shamelessly bump my thread, but I just couldn't hit the POST button. Something inside me said "Stop! You need to seek help!" Then I saw your thread. Thank God there's a support group!

When I pause Family Guy to read the latest "Must Read" thread and then find out it's another "Shouldn't Have Wasted My Time" thread but go on to read something else.

15 minutes later, I realize that Family Guy is more interesting.

Damn! Just did it again...

Peace

You know you're spending too much time on ATS when...

.....you daren't do anything else in-case it poisons, betrays, incinerates, lies or probes you.

When you realize a mod has it in for you.

Your wife accuses you of having affair on here.

That's why I can't pm any females,can't post or respond to them and....................Oh crap your a girl!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by rockymcgilicutty
When you realize a mod has it in for you.

Change your avatar.. just make sure its a ghillie suit avatar. Theyll NEVER see you...

When you constantly hit the reload on the recent posts and my ATS

Originally posted by HomerinNC
When you constantly hit the reload on the recent posts and my ATS

OMG I do that like all the time...

When I've spent all morning on my iPhone reading threads while getting ready for work. On the bus to work reading them. All day during work then get home and do it all again.

Rather ATS than MSM.

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But, like man,I love the Dude. He Abides