Yeah, sure, I'd like a girlfriend. Just like i'd like a Lamborghini.

The likelihood of me having a girlfriend and a Lamborghini are about the same. Give me one reason to deal with the BS women put up with.

Im on a dating site, right? I put this picture, the one to the left, on my profile there. Well, whattaya know? Now all the women want me. Yeah, cause they think I own a Cessna, therefore they think im rich. What a bunch of superficial jerks.

I finally had that second date I posted about 5 months ago. Just today, yep. I basically only talked to that girl anymore because I couldn't get her to stop calling me. She's basically stood me up every weekend since then. I never took her seriously after the 3rd time or so, but she appealed to my hormonal side the other day, talking about what she wanted to do to me, if you know what I mean. Stupid me thinking with the wrong brain actually went to her house today. Nothing happened. Of course, she told me that when I got 3/4 of the way to her house.

I bitched her out via text when I left. So now im the bad guy because I only went there because I thought I was getting laid? Right.

But she previously had a roommate she slept with and slept with that way. And that's ok. But I guess i'm not good enough, huh?

How come women always wanna take it slow with YOU, the "nice guy", but always end up cheating on the nice guy with some jerk. They always whine and moan about these jerks and wonder where the nice guys are, but the thing is, they've destroyed the nice guys because we've all become jerks because that's what they want. Oh, and they always sleep with these jerks, usually on first dates. But they wanna take it slow with you, right? And I'm the bad guy because I want to get laid, after you went and wound me up telling me about how much you want to sleep with me, right?

Of course, there's lots more to my hatred of women than this, but im drunk and the bartender wasn't listening to me.

I have as much use for a girlfriend as I have for a Lamborghini. Sure, I'd like one, but I'll never have one. EVER.

If I ever date again, PUNCH ME AS HARD AS YOU CAN. Punch me so hard you break your hand in half!

Forever alone, like a BOSS..

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Hookers are cheaper, and they don't come with the baggage, just saying.

Originally posted by RobertF
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Hookers are cheaper, and they don't come with the baggage, just saying.

Atleast you know the price upfront!!!!

Nah, I want the cuddling and love too. I wish I didn't. Wish I could just be alone and not give a damn, but I cant.

Sucks I guess, I love the company of women. But if it works for you who cares right?

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I did not say I do not like the company of women. You must have misread. And don't you like the company of Lamborghinis too?

Originally posted by phroziac

I want the cuddling and love too. I wish I didn't.

Whatever you do, don't get married then.

Real ladies men learn to do without.
Its kinda like trying to call a housecat over to be petted. You call its name and pat your lap and it slowly struts away. The minute you ignore it though, its on your chest with its ass in your face lol.
I wish it were that simple for Lambos.

Originally posted by ollncasino

Originally posted by phroziac

I want the cuddling and love too. I wish I didn't.

Whatever you do, don't get married then.

That was never on the docket. Infact, marriage is a conspiracy. Why does it cost $10 to get married and $500 to get divorced anyway?

Originally posted by AnimositisominA
Real ladies men learn to do without.
Its kinda like trying to call a housecat over to be petted. You call its name and pat your lap and it slowly struts away. The minute you ignore it though, its on your chest with its ass in your face lol.
I wish it were that simple for Lambos.

Been ignoring lambos since the last time I was in a lambo dealership. There still isn't one in my driveway!

But yeah...I hear ya about women. But I ignore them and all that ever happens is another call from this crazy chick. I once again told her to lose my number tonight. I know she wont though. Its hard to ignore her, shes cute.

So I just stare at boobs and booties. Atleast I can look

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I learned women early on. Everyone has a different approach but number one is confidence, which by reading your post you have about zilch of that. You gotta be "the man", lay down some funny, show some balls, eye contact with a smirk goes a looooong way.
I like muscle cars and hotrods

Originally posted by zonetripper2065
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I learned women early on. Everyone has a different approach but number one is confidence, which by reading your post you have about zilch of that. You gotta be "the man", lay down some funny, show some balls, eye contact with a smirk goes a looooong way.
I like muscle cars and hotrods

Ok. And I like muscle cars and hotrods too.

Originally posted by zonetripper2065
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I learned women early on. Everyone has a different approach but number one is confidence, which by reading your post you have about zilch of that. You gotta be "the man", lay down some funny, show some balls, eye contact with a smirk goes a looooong way.
I like muscle cars and hotrods

Good advice.

You don't have to be a jerk, in order to play the part of a jerk.

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Just be confident and smooth comes easy

Originally posted by zonetripper2065
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I learned women early on. Everyone has a different approach but number one is confidence, which by reading your post you have about zilch of that. You gotta be "the man", lay down some funny, show some balls, eye contact with a smirk goes a looooong way.
I like muscle cars and hotrods

Exactly. Humor is the best thing in the world. Just find one that you can make laugh. Itll grow your confidence and she'll find herself wanting to be around you more. Its a start.

experience allows me to tell you.. do not get married! by the way.. hookers will "cuddle" for as long as you pay them for. they can fulfill any desire you're in need and you'll get off a lot cheaper because a wife will drain you, mind, body and soul. yes, my "experience" was a bad experience and even though you're thinking.. it's only one woman out of billions. well, i'm hear to let you in on a secret.. each and every one are the exact same with different exteriors. stick with a lambo. in a word association game the first word that would pop into my head would be.. "conniving". i apologize for coming off so bitter and angry but as hurt and angry as i am in reality this post shows great restraint on my part.

It all to do with attraction. Jerk act like jerks because they can get the girls and they can get away with acting like that. IMO girls liked to be swiped off their feet, made feel special and you can do that with no money you sir will be a dating boss, if you do that right then sex comes pretty soon after that..

But then again this is probably a load of crap because I'm a virgin. And I never really pulled a girl.

Originally posted by phroziac

Originally posted by RobertF
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Hookers are cheaper, and they don't come with the baggage, just saying.

Atleast you know the price upfront!!!!

Nah, I want the cuddling and love too. I wish I didn't. Wish I could just be alone and not give a damn, but I cant.

Get a cat or dog....

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exactly!

"Daddy Issues." Gotta watch out for 'em. If you're not prepared they'll hammer you every time.

...girls may express daddy issues in seeking out father figures, or placing even very good men with whom they are in relationship, in positions that they really can’t adequately fill.

Daddy issues can thus be perceived as attempting to work out problems with the father/daughter relationship, either its complete absence, abuse of the relationship, or unreliability. A woman who goes through life without these issues is often one who had a secure and loving father figure in her life. A person still working on this may try to make today’s relationships "serve" a need that was not adequately fulfilled in childhood and adolescent years. This can lead to poor relationships with men in the present and the future, until the woman is able to reconcile a past father/daughter relationship, often through therapy, that wasn’t altogether satisfactory.

Source [wisegeek.com]

Originally posted by zonetripper2065

I learned women early on. Everyone has a different approach but number one is confidence

Women confuse confidence with success. They also confuse personality with character.

Tell yourself that girls find you attractive. If you believe it, you will find that the young women do so as well.

Do women try to play with male heads?

Perhaps you should return the favor.

Originally posted by definity
It all to do with attraction. Jerk act like jerks because they can get the girls and they can get away with acting like that. IMO girls liked to be swiped off their feet, made feel special and you can do that with no money you sir will be a dating boss, if you do that right then sex comes pretty soon after that..

But then again this is probably a load of crap because I'm a virgin. And I never really pulled a girl.

In my opinion, any time I've done that with a girl, I was "controlling", a "jerk", an "asshole", a "piece of #", a "loser", and they cheated on me with people who I would describe with...the above words. But these guys were just #ing adorable.