Hello, I Like Jokes

Good day ATS. I have been a member for a while but haven't done much but lurk. My first couple posts were over the weekend and I feel that I need to contribute more often so I thought I would introduce myself.

My favourite topics are the Paranormal and UFO subjects but I'm also interested in many political issues as I try to stay active in my community and get involved in the things that affect me and my loved ones.

That being said, I have a great sense of humour and I love to joke around so I hope my wannabe comedy routine doesn't tick too many people off. Sometimes I need to learn how to better choose my audience so my apologies in advance if I offend anyone because that is not my intention.

So I will introduce myself with a harmless cheesy joke...

Why did the motorcycle stop moving?

Because it was two-tired!



I know it wasn't that funny but it's my way to break the ice.

What says "Oh Oh Oh"?

Santa Claus moving backwards!



Sorry guys, I need to come up with 20 posts so I'm going to spam my introduction thread with cheesy jokes, maybe I can even come up with a good one...?

How do lions like their steaks?

They like them Roar!

What kind of computer sings?

A Dell!

Did you hear about the new "Divorced Barbie Doll"?

It comes with all of Ken's stuff!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho Cheese!

What do your boss and a Slinky have in common?

They are both fun to watch tumble down the stairs!

Why wasn't Jesus born in the United States?

They couldn't find a virgin or 3 wise men!

What do mermaids wear?

Algebras!

What do you call 6 ducks in a box?

A box of quackers!

Courtesy of Monty Python, "What's brown and sounds like a bell?" "DUNG."

Why was the Kleenex dancing?

Because it had a little boogie in it!

why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had noBODY to go with!!

Why did the cowboy get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy!

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar with a duck under their arm. The bartender says "What is this? A joke?"

Originally posted by intrepid
Courtesy of Monty Python, "What's brown and sounds like a bell?" "DUNG."

Ha!

Thanks for sharing

reply to post by JosephKnecht

Good job, I had not heard most of those, but got a few good chuckles.
Welome aboard JK

Originally posted by Bpm1986
why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had noBODY to go with!!

Poor fella, I wonder if he made any friends?

Originally posted by berbishchanish
Why did the cowboy get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy!

Good one!

Originally posted by berbishchanish
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar with a duck under their arm. The bartender says "What is this? A joke?"

I wonder what duck responded with...?