Everyone's got a rant and beef with something or other.
But I wonder how many people can put their rant to poetry and music?
I'd love to hear a rant put to the tune of a popular song, perhaps just two verses or a verse and a chorus?
I guess it's OK to include the original tune, if it's something not everybody might recognize.
Rant 'n' Roll All Nite!
I want to rant 'n' roll all night,
And complain all day long.
I want to rant 'n' roll night
There must be something wrong.
When the food tastes good
Like you know it should
Then moan about the service.
(Moan about the service)
Subtract a meal, get a free drink
and forget about the tip....
I want to rant 'n' roll all night
And complain all day long
I want to rant 'n' roll all night
There must be something wrong."
(Apologies to Kiss)
We Didn't Start The Lawsuits
"We didn't start the lawsuits
But we love to threaten
Even though we're peasants.
We didn't start the lawsuits
But we love to threaten
And we're quite unpleasant.
Burn my lips or ban my post
Pinch my butt or call me old
Make a spillage with your tea
I'll see you on Court TV
You love me and I love you
But break it up and I will sue...
We didn't start the lawsuits
But we love the way
They sometimes seem to pay
We didn't start the lawsuits
But we love to threaten
Even though we're peasants."
(Apologies to Billy Joel)
edit on 25-6-2012 by halfoldman because: (no reason given)