How British Are You? Take the Citizenship Test

reply to post by SprocketUK


Rubbish!!!! I suppose you are one of those unpatriotic people that do not stand during the National Anthem.
I am guessing you probably do not even know the names of all the Queens corgie dogs too.

reply to post by artistpoet

I don't know their names, but will take a gues that they're all German names. :-D
Too right I don't stand for the National Anthem,
I don't see what the queen needs saving from.

Originally posted by SprocketUK
I don't see what the queen needs saving from.

Have you seen that husband of hers?

reply to post by intrepid


I dunno, I reckon He would be a great laugh. And an ex guards mate has met him a few times and says he's a top bloke.

Got 33% in 7 and a half minutes. The questions are beyond ridiculous, much like their government.

Originally posted by Ramcheck
Got 33% in 7 and a half minutes. The questions are beyond ridiculous, much like their government.

Yeah, im no dumbo, ive got a respectable amount of O levels, but those questions were difficult, i got 42% in 5 minutes, huge fail! A lot of them, i just guessed,

88% in 5 minutes odd, though I did manage to get the speed limit question wrong

ok i failed miserably i have not lived in the U.K. for 30 years born in scotland parents Scottish grand parents scottish and Irish so i am not british ?? go figure i must be a martian lol

Well I'm nearly 50 years old, lived in the UK all my life

You have failed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 15 out of 24 (63%)

Time taken: 05 minutes 04 seconds



On the upside

I can move to America!

I got 60%

"How y'all doin' my jive ass mo'fo's"

Am I in?

I managed to only get 7 right in 4 minuets

Luckily I have an As-Level in Citizenship

8 out of 24 correct

33%

But in my defense, I'm an American, lol

Originally posted by Ramcheck
Got 33% in 7 and a half minutes. The questions are beyond ridiculous, much like their government.

Originally posted by Ramcheck
Got 33% in 7 and a half minutes. The questions are beyond ridiculous, much like their government.

Everything that you guys have talked about makes me want to take my family to visit the UK.

I am Canadian but thought what the heck and gave it a shot.
I Scored a dismal 34% in 5 minutes..

Just thought I would add to this interesting thread.
Regards, Iwinder

Originally posted by SprocketUK
reply to post by artistpoet

 

I don't know their names, but will take a gues that they're all German names. :-D
Too right I don't stand for the National Anthem,
I don't see what the queen needs saving from.

I do not know the names of "Ones" corgi dogs either - I need a good flogging and putting in the stocks - but anyway she is an imposter with all her pantomime charades of divine rule it dont fool me or you it seems.
Perhaps she needs saving from her self delusions of grandour.

Originally posted by zookman44
Everything that you guys have talked about makes me want to take my family to visit the UK.

It is a little crowded here but we can all shuffty up a bit to let you on the green and pleasant land

See how badly us Brits do yet yo you USAers and Canadians do even worse no wonder we deported you - well some of you

I win!!

I got 58% and failed, but seeing my genes came here in 1836, I did pretty well....

Told Ya,, Aussies are more English than "English??" people.

Couple of stupid questions with the wrong answer though...eg How long is the information for a census?..=100years!!..

Poppycock, they have censi (?) to determine population, demographics etc and the information is released within a year or so......
If they said, "How long is personal information keep? then you could answer 100 years...

Stupid test tho, no wonder the NON English background people wouldnt have a clue.

Naturally I didnt have a clue with your silly names for "Govt" employment services etc.
Naturally I knew the Parliament Qs...we are the same...

Interesting (of which I answered No).........Members of the Commonwealth, CAN vote at British Elections!!!!!

Then why do you Bananas, keep referring to Aussies as Foreigners, but EU and other assorted Suntan people as your buddies???

The Native English should remember carefully, who their "People" Are!!!

A couple of guesses in there, some of the questions are pretty pointless really.

You have passed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 20 out of 24 (83%)

Time taken: 04 minutes 10 seconds

I got 60% on the US citizen test, thought I'd done better, but to be fair I got The Civil War question wrong as I answered The American Civil War instead of just The Civil War.