Sometimes ‘farts’ is reasonable response. agree?

ATS has its fair share of pompous nincompoops and sometimes the response of FARTS is apt and just.

When you try and be nice and provide information or links, but get a pompous reply…farts.

I have just received a warning and a feel this is grossly unfair.

This has nothing to do with the why bother thread.

sir, if you are reading this...FARTS.

goodbye goth girls. wheres the humour?

Actually the correct response should be...

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Originally posted by Suspiria
Actually the correct response should be...

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

poe and python. omg. lush.

Has this become a competition on who can post the most useless thread?

If so, I have my money on the mods.

Originally posted by Starchild23
Has this become a competition on who can post the most useless thread?

If so, I have my money on the mods.

edit on CMondaypm111120f20America/Chicago06 by Starchild23 because: (no reason given)

rim rim.

WhenI read that I thought it was kinda funny. Maybe you could lighten up.

I was watching wrestling one time and saw a guy holding a sign that said "I FARTED". It was funny.

Im sire the farts guy meant no harm. I think he was using the fart as a device to communicate what he thought of your thread.

Originally posted by Suspiria
Actually the correct response should be...

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Now begone or I will taunt you a second time!

Seem's people are smoking something stronger than clove ciggies today..

reply to post by Glass


Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of silly persons!

Originally posted by mandroids
goodbye goth girls. wheres the humour?

Maybe if you put more than 2 words into the Opening post.. It would still be on the boards.

Just a thought, of course..

Edit: Adding more than 2 seconds worth of thought into a thread wouldn't go a miss either now I think of it.

reply to post by mandroids


ha! i like! sometimes thats the only answer. if you don't mind , i'll use this reponse.
and guess whay? i just farted!

man alive. what have i started!!!? keep it up please!

404 fart not found
please contact your digestive system administrator

Originally posted by reficul
man alive. what have i started!!!? keep it up please!

Maybe I'm wrong, but I was under the impression that starting idiotic threads with no obvious point was somewhat against ATS standard.

So what's the point in starting a thread that will obviously be deleted by mods? Just showing off your lower intellect?

Seriously, people...there's having fun, and there's being ridiculous. I am fully ware that internet trolls exist, but I know for a fact that ATS keeps it to a minimum. Can you be any more foolish?

well i'm with you on this opinion,but when some one else starts the ball rolling,and every else is so bored that they have to give there input on the absurd,what else do you do? talk about aliens? where is your intellectual input to this nonsense?
you must be very alone up on that pedistal!
lighten up! have some fun.abductions only happen at night no?!!!!still some daylight left to chuckle!
ya my house is a pyramid,i worship the feathard serpent,and stone henge is where i eat dinner,and newgrange is where i watch tv!!! angor wat is my cottage! looking into going to that fancy new lake they just drilled into in antarctica for my vacation!

reply to post by Starchild23


Awwwww! can you please be my rival? i don't have any yet!!!

Originally posted by reficul
reply to post by Starchild23

 

Awwwww! can you please be my rival? i don't have any yet!!!

And you're further proving his/her point. Congratulations.

reply to post by Rising Against


thats what i do. i provoke people.see it worked on you!
THINK then FART!

Originally posted by reficul
reply to post by Rising Against

 

thats what i do. i provoke people.see it worked on you!
THINK then FART!

Awwww. Your mommy must be so proud.