How To: Sell Your Body For Cash

Have You ever Been in a situation where you are short of cash? need a little extra money to make ends meet?
Did you know that you can make quick easy money by selling your body?
Even up to £250 in some circumstances for simply providing specimens of, blood, plasma, sperm etc etc.
well it may come as a shock, but it is in fact true.
I think that perhaps it is unethical in some regards, But nonetheless it may be of interest to you guys and girls here, so thought i'd share.

If accepted as a donor, you'll earn between £50 to £250 per specimen. You'll be expected to rub one out into their cups two to three times per week and make a commitment to the program that lasts six months or longer depending on the policies of the clinic. Read more: uk.askmen.com...

Do the Math? I think you'll find that you could be making Over £3000 a month (approx 4663.5 U.S. dollars) for 6 months plus for something so easy and enjoyable?? thats over £18000 ($28000) for something that is natural and easy to perform for the vast majority of us.

Kidneys In the UK, it's illegal to sell a kidney. This isn't to say people haven't tried; someone tried to hawk their kidney on eBay, only to have it pulled by the site -- but not before the price reached epic heights and cash-strapped Brits are charging up to £60,000 a pop in exchange for this vital organ. There's good reason for this. At this moment, at least a million people worldwide need a kidney, and quickly. Read more: uk.askmen.com...

If you have a Kidney spare let me know? I'll pay £5000 each. thanks.


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Happy Reading.

-CD

Well there are less 'surgical' and tons more fun ways to sell your body.

There are millions of lonely men and women around the world.



Your not gonna catch ,me selling organs for some cash. The only way your gonna catch me having an organ removed for someone else is if a loved one needs it to survive.

Originally posted by Talltexxxan
Well there are less 'surgical' and tons more fun ways to sell your body.

There are millions of lonely men and women around the world.

Your not gonna catch ,me selling organs for some cash. The only way your gonna catch me having an organ removed for someone else is if a loved one needs it to survive.

Well... you do have 2 kidneys and if you're healthy they're not working overtime so...

easy and enjoyable? haha, an interesting article i read on cracked about sperm donors. as it explains, it's not as easy as it sounds. i suggest giving it a read if you think that path is easy money..

just a glimpse:

You must also be able to provide a detailed medical history for every parent, sibling, aunt, uncle, cousin and grandparent you have, as well as any children your siblings or cousins may have, going back four generations.
...
If they like you and you pass the interview, it's now time for the main event. You have to give two preliminary donations to evaluate the quality of your baby gravy, and these donations (or "deposits" in sperm-banking parlance) are on the house; that is, they're not going to give you a red cent until they're sure your swimmers are the Michael Phelpses of the testicular tadpole world.

So if your first two donations are good enough, they'll bring you on as a paid donor. However, that means you'll be required to sign a contract, usually for six months to a year, stating you'll come in at least once a week to spank the monkey. Just to make sure you follow through, your paychecks are kept in escrow by the sperm bank until the end of the contract.

Sperm donation, as it turns out, has a pretty significant impact on your personal life, far beyond just having to take some time out each week to make your deposits. As mentioned above, you have to have an above-average sperm count for the whole [6 month] process to be viable, so as such, you're required to be abstinent two to three days before making a deposit. So if you're trying to maximize your profits by donating twice a week, that leaves one day per week that you can do with your genitals as you please.

www.cracked.com...


similar aspects would certainly apply for anything else you might want to donate, it's not as easy as "hey here ya go". there are a million steps/checks involved before you can even be considered, and unless you're in tip top physical shape-- i wouldn't even bother.

Originally posted by FraternitasSaturni

Originally posted by Talltexxxan
Well there are less 'surgical' and tons more fun ways to sell your body.

There are millions of lonely men and women around the world.

Your not gonna catch ,me selling organs for some cash. The only way your gonna catch me having an organ removed for someone else is if a loved one needs it to survive.

Well... you do have 2 kidneys and if you're healthy they're not working overtime so...

Well I may be healthy now but I plan on using every bit of my health up.

When I die I wana look dead.

I wonder what a good healthy heart goes for...I could use the money!

A kidney you say...I got two healthy ones for sale...and an awesome (slightly pickled) liver up for bids too!

A lung...how about two...slightly smoke exposed (15+ years) up also!

Get them while they're hot!!!

Originally posted by jerryznv
I wonder what a good healthy heart goes for...I could use the money!

A kidney you say...I got two healthy ones for sale...and an awesome (slightly pickled) liver up for bids too!

A lung...how about two...slightly smoke exposed (15+ years) up also!

Get them while they're hot!!!

Sounds good to me
Hook me up, whats your price?

reply to post by Corrupted Data


Northwest kinetics is a place out here to get paid to have your body tested on. some tests last for weeks. they require lots of info on you, and dont take everyone, or just anyone. if any questions, i can go in to detail about the place, as plenty of my friends have gone for way long tests.

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sounds mega dodgy, I am all for donating my sperm.
I can continue my genetics without having to look after annoying children.
+ i get paid, and free porn. cant complain with that.
But getting stuff tested on me, hmm, not so sure. something could easily go wrong, and boom, my life is forever damaged.

Aww crap. All these years I've been donating my sperm to young ladies for fun, when I could have been earning money by yanking off into a test tube!

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you sign that away, but a lot of the experiments last weeks, even months, at their hq.