Made up silly American Politicians names.

Snerbert Anagram.

Butnick Ringwald.

Jeepster Brando.

Brink Flatular.

Flipper McGilligan [Harvard]

Sally Dolphino.

I.P. Rainwater

Richard Cranium

Mike Hawk

Mike Hunt

(from the simpsons)... Less Whining

Milt Gernibbitz.

You want made up silly american Politicians names? Why not give them silly "profiles" too...

George Northrup Grumman McDonaldson is the first Republican senator for Tehran after Iran was made the 79th state of the Union. He is 56 years old and took office 36 years ago. After winning the 1976 elections through carpet bombing voters he has been re-elected unanimously 6 times. Senator McDonaldson recently introduced legislation that will allow him to keep a harem of native Iranian virgins at his family farm outside Qom.

David Herbert Walker Boeing Jr. is the Democratic senator for Tehran. He was appointed by Senator McDonaldson when the previous Democratic senator, Sarah Clinton-Bush, was brutally massacred at a wedding by predator drones. Senator Boeing Jr. has his offices in an underground prison bunker that was ironically built by his father , David Herbert Walker Boeing, the well known industrialist tycoon and richest man on the planet.

Mickey Disney-Parks is the Governor of the Disney Archipelago. She is also the majority whip of the National Socialist Party. Governor Disney-Parks is a graduate of the Ivy League Rubber Stamp Colleges. She received her Masters of B.S. in 1987 and a PhD in Marketing in 1988. In 1990 she was appointed to the Court of the Earth King and served as the Ambassador of Evil to many foreign provinces and backward districts. In 1999 she retired from politics to participate in the Y2K coup of the Disney Islands which was unsuccessful. It was in 2001 that Governor Parks again made another unsuccessful coup attempt which resulted in the total destruction of Disneyland. In 2004 her National Socialist Party sent a fleet of 7,000 Hummers and hired 7,000 East African taxi cab drivers to encircle Disney World. She was installed as Governor in 2004 and her favorite song is "It's a small world".

Originally posted by SayonaraJupiter
You want made up silly american Politicians names? Why not give them silly "profiles" too...

George Northrup Grumman McDonaldson is the first Republican senator for Tehran after Iran was made the 79th state of the Union. He is 56 years old and took office 36 years ago. After winning the 1976 elections through carpet bombing voters he has been re-elected unanimously 6 times. Senator McDonaldson recently introduced legislation that will allow him to keep a harem of native Iranian virgins at his family farm outside Qom.

David Herbert Walker Boeing Jr. is the Democratic senator for Tehran. He was appointed by Senator McDonaldson when the previous Democratic senator, Sarah Clinton-Bush, was brutally massacred at a wedding by predator drones. Senator Boeing Jr. has his offices in an underground prison bunker that was ironically built by his father , David Herbert Walker Boeing, the well known industrialist tycoon and richest man on the planet.

Not au fait with all US politicians and names (which seem far more fluid in the US than standard English), but the following might seem appropriate according to wider tendencies. Read aloud :

Republican Senator: Homer Fobe

Governor: Hedda T. Pahrti

Vice President: Imas Cullin Bones

Presidential candidate, Dr: Hugh Will B. Mothers

Republican senator: Anne Knightly A. Fair

Mmm, with name like "Johnson" one could do more, but I rather won't go there!

edit on 25-1-2012 by halfoldman because: (no reason given)

Originally posted by halfoldman

Vice President: Imas Cullin Bones

I'll make profile In the form of a Jon Stewart-y intro

Our next guest is a smart fella and good looking, too. He's appeared on the cover of MAD magazine twice. A writer and an author he has written over 82 books and 490 magazine articles. He has his own news commentary show on the FAUX Network. His latest adventure is backed by Halliburton godfather Dick Cheney and he's running for EVP of USA Corp. using the trademarked and copy write protected marketing slogan "The presidency is too big for one man." let's give a nice warm welcome for Mr. Imas Cullin Bones.

Originally posted by halfoldman
Presidential candidate, Dr: Hugh Will B. Mothers

And this one In the form of a standard newswire report...

AP/UPI/FAUX News- A startling new entry into the 2012 presidential race today as Dr. Hugh Will B. Mothers announced his candidacy for POTUS of USA Corp.

Dr. Mother's made his official announcement on Twitter from his Mahaska County (Iowa) water closet as he relieved himself with an enema. Dr. Mother's wrote on his Facebook "We have a new enemy and it's not terror and it's not aliens. It's our inability to deal with the crap that is tearing this country apart. I want to be the POTUS of USA Corp. This country needs a uranium enema!"

Following the press conference Dr. Hugh Mothers visited the Oskaloosa Jail and provided free copies of Hustler Magazine to inmates. A small scuffle occurred when Dr. Mothers attempted to give an enema to an inmate with the assistance of prison guards. The Sheriff's office was asked to comment but did not reply by the time this report was submitted.

Dr. Mothers has registered as an independent so by law he is required to wear the Orange Gitmo Jump Suit during his campaign appearances. "I found a way around that law...", said the new candidate, "My campaign will be cloaked in secrecy. I'm counting on the undecided voters to pick me as their new president."

Dr. Mothers is a practicing psychiatrist from Iowa who has spent his career rehabilitating famous dictators in various foreign countries. "When a dictator is over thrown he inevitably experiences a depression stage that is detrimental to his emotional well being. I have interviewed countless dictators who have become demoralized and soon they become people without hope. My treatment is always the same - daily enemas. It works for former dictators and it will work for USA Corp."

As the press conference drew to a close a throng of violent protestors swarmed down on Dr. Mothers campaign headquarters. Some protestors threw bricks at the stage where Dr. Mothers was about to give a speech. The Elite Mahaska Republican Guards sprayed the crowds with a new gas called "puke and run". "Puke & Run" was recently deployed by the Department of Homeland Mafia as a legally approved crowd displacement tool.

At 20:12 Central time, a black out was ordered by FEMA and Mahaska County, Iowa was taken off the power grid. This is the latest update from sources on the scene, including, official sources, administration sources, department sources and sources close to the Supreme Commander of FEMA Forces.

Originally posted by mandroids
Butnick Ringwald.

Jeepster Brando.

Fun idea for a thread.
Imma make a cryptic and futuristic conspiracy theory with those names... here we go:

Butnick Ringwald (CFR):
Let's talk about the FKJ assassination attempt. November 11, 2012.

Jeepster Brando (CIA):
You want me to spill the beans? Who will be the shooters in the FKJ thing?

Butnick Ringwald:
Jeep, you're not getting out of here without spilling the beans. All the doors have been locked.

Jeepster Brando:
This.. this is not happening. You can't lock me down. I've got the mini-nuke...

Butnick Ringwald:
Don't abort the mission Jeep!

Jeepster Brando:
Mission? What mission.. >.. >..