Virginia Butt Slasher Arrested...

Virginia Butt Slasher Arrested...

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A man suspected in a series of buttock slashings in Fairfax, Virginia, has been captured in Peru, authorities said.

Johnny D. Guillen, known as the "Corta Nalgas" -- or "butt cutter" -- was captured Friday in Lima, according to Jair Quedas, system operator for Interpol Peru.

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You have to wonder what, exactly, might be the motivation for this sort of thing.

Some might guess that this man has a peculiar sort of sexual fetish that involves inflicting pain on womens' buttocks.

Others may believe this man hears voices that are telling him the butts are out to get him. Not willing to just wait to become a victim, he resolves to strike first.

Personally, I would theorize that this guy was viciously assaulted at an early age by an ass, and now, as an adult, he has vowed to extract his rage against the race of asses--specifically, young female asses, as they are the most evil... so, uhmm, yeah. It's the only thing that makes sense.

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I read that "Vagina Butt Slasher."
You're up too early Mr. headshot.

permaybe he was confused!

Originally posted by Mr Headshot
I read that "Vagina Butt Slasher."
You're up too early Mr. headshot.

lmao!!

oh dear

Originally posted by unworldly


You have to wonder what, exactly, might be the motivation for this sort of thing.

Others may believe this man hears voices that are telling him the butts are out to get him. Not willing to just wait to become a victim, he resolves to strike first.

Maybe he thought that the butt was a secret government weapon.

He may have been worried about being gassed or may have been a victim of an attempted gassing when he was younger?

Personally, I would theorize that this guy was viciously assaulted at an early age by an ass, and now, as an adult, he has vowed to extract his rage against the race of asses--specifically, young female asses, as they are the most evil... so, uhmm, yeah. It's the only thing that makes sense.

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Its natural to look for an explanation to outrageous violent behavior but it doesn't always come from an abusive childhood. Some people are just sick in the head.

I wonder if thats the guy who done Gaddaffi

Or just a copycat bum slasher

It is a sexual thing. Basically guy gets off on stabbing people. There is a proper term for it but I can't spell it.

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What? what? in the butt?

Originally posted by PhoenixOD
Its natural to look for an explanation to outrageous violent behavior but it doesn't always come from an abusive childhood. Some people are just sick in the head.

You're actually responding seriously to that? It was a joke--an obvious one. I talked about the possibility of this guy having been viciously attacked by an ass in childhood. Attacked by an ass. Visualize it. An ass. Attacking. Hello?

/facepalm