In Other News: Cryptozoology

Recently spotted & photographed in, what researchers assume, is it's natural habitat, is a breeding aged Centaur type Creature of the Genus Centauris Equinis Beeris.

Researchers are reeling at the find & clamor to finally understand this gentle yet surly species.....meanwhile the science fiction & fantasy community issued a giant "We told ya so" to the mainstream media.


More as the story unfolds....


lol gotta love this guy


www.isleyunruh.com...

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I'd hate to be in the back half

Ha! truly. Figured I'd lift some spirits with a good laugh.

Don't be fooled by the beard...

It's a female, look more closely!

Does it have two,uhm,male genitalia?

reply to post by jeddun
Obviously fake.

You can see normal people walking around in the background with no interest in said centaur, so I call BS. Possible photo editing.

EDIT:
Additionally, everyone knows centaurs and other equines don't have udders like cattle, nor would bovine males. Very sloppy.

That centaur.. he/she (might be Russian) needs milking.

That may well be the most horrific and terrible thing I have ever seen here on ATS. I think I may have nightmares for a week now.

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As a Sagittarius should I be offended

Nah...

Originally posted by Praetorius
reply to post by jeddun

 

Obviously fake.

You can see normal people walking around in the background with no interest in said centaur, so I call BS. Possible photo editing.

EDIT:
Additionally, everyone knows centaurs and other equines don't have udders like cattle, nor would bovine males. Very sloppy.

edit on 10/21/2011 by Praetorius because: (no reason given)

OMG!
You are so right.
How could I have missed that.

How udderly revolting!

But, as the moralists have long fore-warned, gay marriage today will lead to beastiality tomorrow.
In a generation or two all the kids will be looking like this!
Typical liberalism!
Who was the father, what species was the mother? And I bet at least one of the grandparents wasn't even a Protestant - nobody can tell.

We should stop brainwashing the kids with songs like "Old MacDonald had a farm".
He should have had a wife instead!

No, I cannot agree with this unfortunate abomination.
We need schoolyards not barnyards!

The liberals may see this as normal, but I'm sure mixed-centaurs like this must be bullied and asked uncomfortable questions from the other kids at school.
Could this smelly hippie-horse even use the boy's room?
I bet you that they just sent it out on the football field.

One can see it is not well adjusted.
What a tragedy.

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LOL...touche