Toblerone: Chocolate for the Illuminati

wn.com...

Chocolate made out of a triangle?

Next watch the commercial. Did you see the all seeing eyes? The vague reference to the star of David? (the 6 triangles that formed it) .




how about the limited edition Toblerone that features WHITE chocolate as the capstone of the pyramid/triangle?

weird or what?

I am a chocoholic and your post is really sad news for me. I can never eat a toblerone again. Thank you for showing me the subliminal symbol.

Much Peace...

Really?

Is this serious?

How can I defend myself from this insidious plot?

reply to post by UnitedSpiritualAlliance


Yes. It's true. When I was 11 I unwrapped a bar of toblerone and when I bit into it a complete copy of the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion was inside. My family had to move all over the world, as we were constantly being harassed by mysterious rabbis and jesuits.

Definitely do not eat one of these.

All gay people are secretly reverse illuminati. ▼ OH NOES my computer can make triangles! ▲ ! ILLUMINATI ASUS!

OP it's a cool shape. It's also a delicious shape. While I appreciate you being aware, I think this one is innocent. Now let me show you a picture. THE REAL CONSPIRACY OF TOBLERONE! BEARS!

The only reason for the triangle shape is so it looks like your getting more than what you actually are.
You know ,so they can fit more air in the box. Like life i guess, with a few nuts thrown in

I know a tobler

I'll ask her and find out for you

Ughh, how come anything with a triangle is illuminati now days?

Why dont you focus on the REAL conspiracy at hand:

I dont want to live on this planet anymore.

I agree that signs & symbolism (esoteric) rules the world,,

But this is goin too far, OP.

i hate toblerone its absolute

gank!

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Originally posted by Domo1
All gay people are secretly reverse illuminati. ▼ OH NOES my computer can make triangles! ▲ ! ILLUMINATI ASUS!

OP it's a cool shape. It's also a delicious shape. While I appreciate you being aware, I think this one is innocent. Now let me show you a picture. THE REAL CONSPIRACY OF TOBLERONE! BEARS!

Well at least we now know what Toblerone chocolate is really made of!
I thought I tasted a hint of salmon, berries, and a hint of lost hikers!

I'll gladly join the Illuminati in exchange for Toblerone.

You know the triangle is suppose to represent a mountain, and even the white chocolate cap kind of looks like snow on top of a mountain. Nothing to see here lookie loo's move on.

How many clips could you have filled in the time it took you to respond to this post regarding confections?

Originally posted by AtticusRye
I'll gladly join the Illuminati in exchange for Toblerone.

Why cant I star this? ;-;

reply to post by spw184


'cos that poster is banned

2nd

A rhombus is the most dangerous shape of them all. It's two isometric triangles, DOUBLE Illuminati, and it's EVERYWHERE. Why, it stretches back to the Greeks and more.

Hahaha This is absolutely insane.

Well if Toblerone is illuminati then I am sorry but I am pro-illuminati on this one.

Love me a Toblerone.

This just in!

Apparently, the elusive and mythical Illuminati is the sole inventer of the shape commonly known as ”Triangle”.

Let it be known that all that which utilizes any remotely triangular shape or appearance, from Sesame Streets' diabolical teaching of shapes to the insidious V-cut on your girlfriend's blouse, are all constructs of Illuminati design to be used for world domination.

...somehow.