The Ats Wall Of Fame & Shame - funny quotes from the boards

Ok here some more funny/witty comments i think deserves to go in here forever imbeded in the hall of fame...or is that shame


pass the douche to de left hand side - Pharaoh"

when i was 4 i used to go into my sisters room and pee all over her while she slept – omega 85

cause his Ban Hammer is bigger than my Ban Hammer - Sauron

tuuuuube - DrCosmos

Anyone practicing self mastery or interested in this sort of thing will appreciate this - princeguy

A new interrogation method for the CIA? "Talk, or we are going to make you eat 20 green potatoes!" - FrenchOsage

Exactly. So being riddled, by your own admission, with straw men and fallacies...wouldn't that make this a hoax thread by an admitted troll? - The GUT

sources? the voices in my head of course - Signals:

no I rarely quote movies lol if I quote anythign its muffy - mblahnikluver:

Originally posted by ronishia

We're always getting forgotten! Surely the WHOLE of Europe is bigger than America... - neformore

*coughs*

That one was also me

Originally posted by Ayana

Originally posted by ronishia

We're always getting forgotten! Surely the WHOLE of Europe is bigger than America... - neformore

*coughs*

That one was also me

oops my bad LOL

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That's okay, I can deal with my co-host getting the credit for my genius some times.

(Music to Conspire to - Tomorrow! - Nef is getting locked in a cupboard and I'm taking over!)

Originally posted by Ayana
reply to post by ronishia

 

That's okay, I can deal with my co-host getting the credit for my genius some times.

(Music to Conspire to - Tomorrow! - Nef is getting locked in a cupboard and I'm taking over!)

wooohoo the inmates are taking over the asylum

Ok here are more that make it into the ATS hall of Fame or indeed SHAME

(oh mayb the thread title could be changed to this - ayana suggested it on a twitter post

:lol

remember guys feel free to add your own

Im sayin it wouldn't be any point when I can excersize my voyuerism on you lovely people = Forevever:

You came on here to spam this highly questionable YouTube video because you are either the author or you were very impressed by it (I suspect the latter), so you're now doubtful and decided on attempting to validate your previous views by sending a message to the uploader. - Goathief

there is a game for bisexual husbands on xbox? = zazzafrazz:

Exactly. Kick the ball all you want, but leave the ankles alone. - masqua

#, #, #, #, #, #, #, and #, just for starters. - masqua

Mostly it's the words members go out of their way to be creative so they can avoid the censors. Cleverness which is not allowed. You can get your posts removed for evading the auto censors. Seems like it's one of the first things members figure out.... DontTreadOnMe

Why don't I get "You're going to hell!" PMs?

Done! - Gazrok

If your going to hell, can ya bring back some ice? I keep hearing it's frozen over and I need some for my drink. It's flippin humid here! - TDawgRex

hahaha dangerous study for the douche bags. - gandhi

Men and Child support. What is the answer?

Keep it in your pants!!! - Uncle Gravity

Few more to add to the wall of FAME &SHAME

(Music to Conspire to - Tomorrow! - Nef is getting locked in a cupboard and I'm taking over!) – Ayana

im happy with my package mblah thankyou - stealthyaroura

davespanners is happy with stealths package also – davespanners

think you need to step away from the pc and chill out a bit, before you hurt yourself. – ronishia

YOU INTENTIONAL DISINFORMATION FACILITATOR – One4all

Some more corkers from the boards and from the ATS LIVE show

Oh noes Rising is a member of the notorious IDF faction - darkelf

Characteristic traits of reptilians:

1) they stare
2) they make weird movements
3) they attend sporting events

Well, gosh dang!! It looks like this fits the bill. - keepureye2thesky


Just a thought, maybe it evil in God's eyes to become a celebrity. The lost 11th Commandment: Thou shalt not become more popular than me (God). - scojak

Okay Same Fake Alien same tight ass turtle neck. - TheLogicalist

From the ATS LIVE SHOW and chat room

What can I say to that meeowww – neformore

Bird watchers always watch birds. It's what they do" – Ayana

shes got birds on the brain - neformore:

I was doin something that was twice as sweet as suger and twice as sweet as salt – nefomore

Do I have to mention something else you just did on webcam- ayana

IT'S TOO DIFFICULY - Ayana:

But I can count to eleventy... :\ - Rising Against

I making recipe threads lol no seances here lol - mblahnikluver:

semper a donut ? nah hes made of them though – Silk

This is Nef... and I have returned from the cupboard – Neformore

why? are you large? » because I'm only small - Death_Kron

we have to be very very careful and very quick to get out – neformore

my chicken nuggets have gone ding, i'll be back in a minute - neformore

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But I can count to eleventy... :\ - Rising Against

Jealous Much?..

Originally posted by ronishia

Do I have to mention something else you just did on webcam- ayana

IT'S OUT OF CONTEXT! IT ISN'T HOW IT SOUNDS!

Originally posted by Ayana

Originally posted by ronishia

Do I have to mention something else you just did on webcam- ayana

IT'S OUT OF CONTEXT! IT ISN'T HOW IT SOUNDS!

still funny though and anyway RA said to add it

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and anyway RA said to add it

Liiiiiiieesss!!

You're own your own here Roni, don't go dragging me to hell with you..

More to add

, remember everyone feel free to add your own

if not il just keep posting anyways

Rising Against shrieks like a girl.. then faints. – Rising_Against

I can sure cut a rug – doobydoll

Thanks for winning the most ignorant post of the month. - Tephra

Knee-pads, unhingable jaw,and last but not least an incredible tolerance for pain.Goodluck to you my friend. - lokdog

Here is what i think you should have a section called FREE FOR FALL - Animal Debate style raw and unmodded forum of doom! - seedofchucky

A mod's wet dream. - PhantomLimb

And the elephant said "no soap....radio" - lcbjr1979

So what exactly set you on fire? - Lysergic


20 internets to you, Sir. *slow clap* Bravo, Sir. Bra... Vo... = dethduck

Funny thread...

I would like to share one that i saw the other night,Some of the names have been changed
to protect the guilty.

The context of the thread was a rant written by a member complaining about member "Phage"

Another member posted saying-

"You should make a cardboard cutout of John Lithgow and tell it how angry you are"

That got a heaps of stars and rofls before it was 40'd sadly...

reply to post by BlackViolet


haha i remember that one was classic, thx for sharing

I like 'proof' in the titles. It's always a good indicator that the thread is going to be a complete waste of time. Boncho

Originally posted by BlackViolet
Funny thread...

I would like to share one that i saw the other night,Some of the names have been changed
to protect the guilty.

The context of the thread was a rant written by a member complaining about member "Phage"

Another member posted saying-

"You should make a cardboard cutout of John Lithgow and tell it how angry you are"

That got a heaps of stars and rofls before it was 40'd sadly...

I had posted that in the rant thread.

Glad someone spotted it as I was afraid it had met the dustbin without notice.



Im enjoying some of the posts in this thread.

I remember this thread here from quite a while ago... Evil Squirrel thread

The thread was about a member who was paranoid of the squirrels around his house wanting to attack him, heres a snippet of the opening post...

Over the last few months I have noticed a large increase in the amount of Squirrels we have around our estate. Now, I know what you might be doing and please, bear with me here. Since December last year the Squirrel population seems to have increased ten fold. I know that they are cute and, at the beginning, it was quite good to see all of these little guys running around. Now it is not good. I, and a couple of other people have noticed that they are getting a bit, um, violent. You know, moree aggressive than they ought to be. We're all running a bit scared around here and the local council has said it will be dealt with, but they aren't actually doing anything and they won't unless the problem spreads inside our homes. Incidentally one of my neighbours had some nesting in their loft, but of course after that was dealt with (a week and a half later after she called) nothing else was done for the rest of us,

We're wondering about taking the matter into our own hands but I'm the only one with something against that: I don't think I could handle hurting something so small and fluffy. I mean I'm over six foot tall but still, there are gentle giants.

Some of the posts are brilliant.

reply to Rising Against
reply to post by ronishia

You!

Both of you ¬_¬

reply to post by Ayana


your loving the attention really

thanks for posting your quotes/stories guys

reply to post by ronishia


...I am a bit of an attention seeker, actually. Yes!



I had one. I got distracted. Now I don't remember it.

Damn.