There will be no rapture because....

YHWH is the demiurge who deceives people and bombs them with fear, guilt an paranoia. So there will be NO rapture, not today, not tomorrow, not in 2 years, or 5 or 10, 20, 30. Christianity is one big false religion, made up by evil (inspired by the demiurge) people to control the masses through a institution called "the church" (dark or middle ages, anyone?)

So stop worrying, and start living a life filled with fun instead of fear....

Know how I know there will be no rapture?

Because god doesn't exist.

Further reading for those confused:

What is the Demiurge?
en.wikipedia.org...

There will be no rapture because....,

...it's all a load of bollox.

Originally posted by Adyta
Know how I know there will be no rapture?

Because god doesn't exist.

Well, I believe there is one, but it is not YHWH, he is one of the lower gods, not the biggest or upper god. He also is't really a nice god.

There will be no rapture because...

I have better things to do tomorrow.

oh, kinda dissapointed.
I was hoping this would be one of those threads where you fill in the rest of the sentence.

Like...

There will be no rapture because.... Chuck Norris wont allow it to happen.

Originally posted by alfa1

oh, kinda dissapointed.
I was hoping this would be one of those threads where you fill in the rest of the sentence.

Like...

There will be no rapture because.... Chuck Norris wont allow it to happen.

As did I alfa, this thread title is about as deceiving as Harold Camping

There Will Be No Rapture Because.... Someone Forgot To Play The Cowbell,


I don't feel sorry for the people who sold their homes and belongings

There will be no rapture because................we know about it! Plain and simple if no man knows the day, time or hour why does Camping know ? Answer that question and I might believe it!

We know who's going to hell because.... Of what most of these post reflect enjoy burning.

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That's not nice, my fellow Christian. Let us remember we are not ones to judge. Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

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yeah just like the rest of you who call us who live in reality dumb, why you ask? cause we worry about work and school. i believe we have a legitimate reason to worry about that then some bearded man pulling us to the sky.

reply to post by Heartisblack
he did the math, for it is written so he says, i have to things to ask him (where are the dates in the book, and second why was the 1994 prediction wrong??? for you say you are never wrong) i wonder if i would get a better answer than .. well take a look at this abcnews.go.com...

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