Are you LURKING for a new name?

Hi members (and guests/lurkers),

I was just scanning the forum page and found out that right now we have over 3000 GUESTS checking out ATS right now. I think that's pretty cool.

I also lurked for a while before deciding to join, and one of the things that was reasonably important to me was "What do I call myself on ATS?" I have an odd sense of humor, that some people don't get (I usually get the "deer in the headlights" look from those people). That's why I went with notsofunnyguy (though some of you have told me that I am funny, and for that I thank you).

So, thinking about that, I put together a hypothetical list of usernames, with reasons, that some of the people lurking here might want to consider, or use as inspiration to join in on this fantastic site. Without further adieu:

For the cartoon-watching paranormal investigator: RuhRohRaggy

For the smart-aleck disinfo agent: SnarkyMalarky

For the introspective know-it-all UFOlogist: TheTruthIsInHere

For the compassionate HAARPist: myHAARPbleedsforyou

For the comet Elenin/Michael Jackson fan: NibiruNeverLand

For the web-savvy surfer who likes wearing jeans: TrouserBrowser

For the kid who can’t help but respond to every thread: PosterChild

For the taxi-driving true believer: Cabbie4Christ

For the patriotic attention-seeker: SandFforever
For the angry archaeologist: IGotABone2PickWithU


They're a bit tongue-in-cheek, and not meant to be offensive. Fellow ATS members, help out our lurkers/soon-to-be new members. See if you can think up a cool username or two, and what kind of person the name would be for!

Cool nice laugh
heres one i thought of.
for the obnoxious alien junkie- MrAprobe.

For the mixed up newbie - Barack Bin Bush

Just thought of another one:

For the itinerant time-traveler: WormholeWanderer

And another:

For the absent-minded arsonist: YikesImOnFire!!!!!!!

reply to post by notsofunnyguy


Yeah, Know EXACTLY what you mean... thus my screen name.

The guy Lurking for information who lurked a couple of years.

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Good point. How about...

For the long-time lurker who has finally decided to call ATS home: LurkerNoLonger

For the long time Arab female lurker posting from France - NoBurkaLurker

(ouch)

For the politician who is thinking of joining:

Don't bother.

Or: UselessImbecile

For the bankster who thinks he has something to offer: FraudulentLender

For the guy who keeps a rat called Bugsy as a pet and sings in a choir band - BennyRatsinger

For the colour blind (no offense) - MyRedPillWasBlue

For the deal-maker that likes calamari: SquidProQuo

For the chocolate eating salami stroker - WillyWonka



Im gona have to stop now, Im Dr Cosma by the way nice to meet you, funny thread dood

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ETA: Nice to meet you too. Last night I posted a thread about people needing to lay off the sauce. I should follow my own advice...but I probably won't.

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That was funny! Im in stiches.





EDIT: What sauce I want some?

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It only gets better (or worse) from here! (depending on your point of view)

Not that I condone trolling, but:

For the poster that is AWESOME at bashing other posters: TrollOnARoll

(It actually sounds yummy, till you think about it)

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Give it to me, tell me about the sauce!

My point of view is predatory at the moment. Im only looking straight at my laptop screen

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