Stallion Semen Served Up in New Zealand as New Energy Drink

I will not be the first to drink a glass of this in any way shape or form. But for those of you who have a strong stomach go for it!

The latest crazy candidate for a food fad may prove to be quite a mouthful.

Raise your glass if you fancy a shot of horse semen, a purported "delicacy" that will debut at the Wildfoods Festival in Hokitika, New Zealand, in March.

"It is sort of quirky, I suppose," festival organizer Mike Keenan told AOL News, with Kiwi understatement.
"It is the protein of the stallion. It is going to be tastefully done."

The shots, which will sell for $10, are pitched as being healthy energy boosters and will be available to sample as they come or in cherry, licorice or banoffee pie flavors.

"You often hear from a female perspective that semen has an awful alkaline taste, so we thought we'd better make it more user friendly," explained horse trainer Lindsay Kerslake, whose stallions will supply the shots, according to The Australian.

"Think of it like a milkshake. ... It's all safe. We're getting the semen in the same way breeders do, using an artificial vagina and storing it in the formula they use."

Festival organizer Keenan joked that New Zealand's recent international sporting success in rugby league and netball were because of athletes imbibing stallion semen.

"The Kiwi rugby league team and the New Zealand netball team found [stallion semen] is better than Viagra and has helped their performances very well," he said.

Really?

"No -- but we are saying that."


The Wildfoods Festival has built an international reputation for challenging the taste buds of attendees.

"We had bull semen here in 2003," said Keenan. "Deer pizzle has been offered -- the penis of a deer -- boiled up.

"We have huhu grubs this year, too. Depending on what wood they live in, the flavor of wood comes out in them. Some people say it is like peanut butter. You can have them barbecued or chocolate-covered."

The March 12 festival has won several tourism industry awards and one year attracted more than 23,000 tourists to the small coastal town, regular population 3,000, located on the west coast of New Zealand's South Island.

Keenan said he did not yet know how the recent earthquake in Christchurch would affect this year's festival, but the event is projected to bring approximately $3 million to the local economy.

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They did this in a stunt on the movie Jackass#1 or 2 ....Don't remember which one. I will tell you with ALL HONESTY when he drank it I puked a little. It still makes me want to puke just thinking about it.

I heard that at the factory where they make this, they had to fire a few people for drinking on the job.

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Awwwwww.....good ....sheesh! That was funny and sick and bad.

When they drove home, did they get arrested for a DWI? Driving While Inseminated?

Which joke is worse?

ewwwwww i think i am going to puke now :s


that is not good i wonder how many people out there are game enough to try this i for one am not!!


karma

reply to post by DisturbedToo


that made me lol

second

Uhhh I think I'll get my protein by other means. This is obviously just for shock value. *shudder*

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I got the idea from reading your post.

I think it is just crazy people would drink anything's semen. Sometimes I believe the joke is on us. I can see a bunch of weightlifters already doing internet searches on how they can order it.

WARNING!!!!! You may puke when you watch this! Graphic not for ANYONE!
From Jackass 2. Watch at your own risk!

www.liveleak.com...

''"The Kiwi rugby league team and the New Zealand netball team found [stallion semen] is better than Viagra and has helped their performances very well," he said. ''

What does viagra have to do with sports?

that is so gross, just rather be tired or drink some coffee

Originally posted by DisturbedToo
They did this in a stunt on the movie Jackass#1 or 2 ....Don't remember which one. I will tell you with ALL HONESTY when he drank it I puked a little. It still makes me want to puke just thinking about it.

lol me to i felt sick reading it

Originally posted by alyoshablue
I heard that at the factory where they make this, they had to fire a few people for drinking on the job.

lol thats a good one thanks

Originally posted by karmajayne
ewwwwww i think i am going to puke now :s


that is not good i wonder how many people out there are game enough to try this i for one am not!!


karma

I have a feeling alot will go try this drink but it wont be me! gag

Originally posted by adam76
that is so gross, just rather be tired or drink some coffee

You and me both !

it's a bit nutty

Originally posted by BadBoYeed
it's a bit nutty

Does that mean you tryed it

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wonder long it will take for human seeman to be sold as a health drink??