Who the Hell is MoBeef Johnson???

So I get this friend request on faceborg from MoBeef Johnson yesterday, and the common friends listed are two ATSer's. So I friend this 'guy' just so I can send him a message and ask what his ATS handle is... He sends back a message that "it will come to you..." Now normally I don't mind cryptic, it gets the neurons firing... But in this case, it's got me stumped... I cannot seem to put a username to the description posted on ye olde faceborg...

So anybody else got any idea who the Hell MoBeef Johnson is? (If that is indeed your real name!)

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Not the MoBeef Johnson you were looking for?
How many are there?

The photo is of someone called christopher mccowen link,

After searching ATs for mentions of the bands in the profile I'm going to bet it's IB , not like Stella to make up funny characters

It appears that you have a facebook stalker. They are probably just into you Jax. I can't blame them...

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Star that is hilarious. I know no one liners but lol.
I have no Idea who mo beef is.

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Funny Characters ?? your killing me Dave, I'm not The Worm, .... for the last time, ...... were just REAL close buds, ... a mod would only have to check my IP to figure that one out.

Though I can't say I'm not flattered, ....

My official view on facebook is .............. #$%^ Facebook !!!


Jax I can't see your link, but if you hook me up with some info i can help.

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Who mentioned anything about the worm IB???

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I don't know 'MoBeef' personally but he does live in my hometown of DEEtroit. I'm not even certain if he is a member of ATS..... what I do know is that 'MoBeef' is an urban philosopher of sorts. He has a way with words.....he can turn a phrase and instill it with meaning and emotion that might otherwise,simply, not be there. A contemporary genius.

He is....I am proud to say...my Facebook Friend..... 'MoBeef'

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I do have subscribed, via the Faceborg, to the cult of MoBeef....

I am honored that he sought me out as a friend!

His poor, poor bird.....

~Heff

I don't get it, Jax. I thought the same thing. Mobeef Johnson...that's just a genius name, though.

yeah thats what i wanna know? and i the fool added him and i thought it was stella...

so i tried to talk to him starting with stella?

i get back a question mark

Hey, he added me too!

Hmm, I think the best thing to do now would be call conspiracy..

Its Wukky

Sounds like a pornstar

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Whoever he is Jax, ...... It looks like he's already had a big impact on you.



I just noticed the First link under your signature.

I've got Wukkie as his normal facebook..

I told MoBeef he's either:

Bursty...hilbilly or inchworm lmao.


His southern drawl

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I'm not Southern dear, .....


... and I think its pretty obvious who Mobeef is, ...... he made the first couple of posts on this thread to throw the scent off of his trail.


.... well played Dave.

Originally posted by IntastellaBurst

.... well played Dave.

Dave's not here man......