A few questions to the aliens among us...

1. Do you have valid passports ? And what planetary authority issued them ?
2. As theres many nations here on earth .. What nations customs and immigration checkpoints do you guys use ?
3. Do you apply for visas prior to travel to earth or is it get visa upon arrival ?
4. On reason for visit is it business or holiday ?
5. Whats the minimum and maximum time on the visa that you get ?
6. Do you have to declare any fruits / vegetables in your possession upon arrival ?
7. Do you get immunisations prior to travel to earth ?
8. Do you have to quarantine any pets / symbiots upon arrival ?
9. Do you have sufficient funds to support you during your visit to earth ?
10. Where do you park your craft while visiting ?
11. Do you guys get groped by the tsa in america too ? (For the aliens who visit america )
Hopefully theres an alien here who will be brave enough to answer these questions for all of us..

Originally posted by Expat888
1. Do you have valid passports ? And what planetary authority issued them ?
2. As theres many nations here on earth .. What nations customs and immigration checkpoints do you guys use ?
3. Do you apply for visas prior to travel to earth or is it get visa upon arrival ?
4. On reason for visit is it business or holiday ?
5. Whats the minimum and maximum time on the visa that you get ?
6. Do you have to declare any fruits / vegetables in your possession upon arrival ?
7. Do you get immunisations prior to travel to earth ?
8. Do you have to quarantine any pets / symbiots upon arrival ?
9. Do you have sufficient funds to support you during your visit to earth ?
10. Where do you park your craft while visiting ?
11. Do you guys get groped by the tsa in america too ? (For the aliens who visit america )
Hopefully theres an alien here who will be brave enough to answer these questions for all of us..

no we dont.. we just fly to earth.. find the inquisative people who ask alot of questions and warm up the anal probe... then we leave..

Originally posted by Expat888
1. Do you have valid passports ? And what planetary authority issued them ?
2. As theres many nations here on earth .. What nations customs and immigration checkpoints do you guys use ?
3. Do you apply for visas prior to travel to earth or is it get visa upon arrival ?
4. On reason for visit is it business or holiday ?
5. Whats the minimum and maximum time on the visa that you get ?
6. Do you have to declare any fruits / vegetables in your possession upon arrival ?
7. Do you get immunisations prior to travel to earth ?
8. Do you have to quarantine any pets / symbiots upon arrival ?
9. Do you have sufficient funds to support you during your visit to earth ?
10. Where do you park your craft while visiting ?
11. Do you guys get groped by the tsa in america too ? (For the aliens who visit america )
Hopefully theres an alien here who will be brave enough to answer these questions for all of us..

1. Nope, no passports are needed where I'm from.
2. This question is worded funny, but there are two types of alien races on Earth. I cannot name them or I will be killed.
3. We don't need visas.
4. Everyday is a holiday.
5. N/A
6. yes
7. We are immunized for everything in our first 2-3 years of life. However, 2-3 years on our planet are equivalent to about 4-5 years here.
8. we aren't allowed to bring any pets, but once we get here we can have any pets we want(including humans)
9. Let's just say we have credit cards that we never have to pay back.
10. There's an underground parking facility. I can't say where, but it's probably the last place you'd expect.
11. No, only your mate is allowed to touch your privates, at least on my planet.

reply to post by Misterlondon

A fellow **********! Greetings!

Originally posted by Misterlondon

Originally posted by Expat888
1. Do you have valid passports ? And what planetary authority issued them ?
2. As theres many nations here on earth .. What nations customs and immigration checkpoints do you guys use ?
3. Do you apply for visas prior to travel to earth or is it get visa upon arrival ?
4. On reason for visit is it business or holiday ?
5. Whats the minimum and maximum time on the visa that you get ?
6. Do you have to declare any fruits / vegetables in your possession upon arrival ?
7. Do you get immunisations prior to travel to earth ?
8. Do you have to quarantine any pets / symbiots upon arrival ?
9. Do you have sufficient funds to support you during your visit to earth ?
10. Where do you park your craft while visiting ?
11. Do you guys get groped by the tsa in america too ? (For the aliens who visit america )
Hopefully theres an alien here who will be brave enough to answer these questions for all of us..

no we dont.. we just fly to earth.. find the inquisative people who ask alot of questions and warm up the anal probe... then we leave..

Thats why humans have such poor impression of aliens.. You guys never ring up or send flowers after.. Humans tend to like a little romance not just bump and run..

Originally posted by Ghost374

Originally posted by Expat888
1. Do you have valid passports ? And what planetary authority issued them ?
2. As theres many nations here on earth .. What nations customs and immigration checkpoints do you guys use ?
3. Do you apply for visas prior to travel to earth or is it get visa upon arrival ?
4. On reason for visit is it business or holiday ?
5. Whats the minimum and maximum time on the visa that you get ?
6. Do you have to declare any fruits / vegetables in your possession upon arrival ?
7. Do you get immunisations prior to travel to earth ?
8. Do you have to quarantine any pets / symbiots upon arrival ?
9. Do you have sufficient funds to support you during your visit to earth ?
10. Where do you park your craft while visiting ?
11. Do you guys get groped by the tsa in america too ? (For the aliens who visit america )
Hopefully theres an alien here who will be brave enough to answer these questions for all of us..

1. Nope, no passports are needed where I'm from.
2. This question is worded funny, but there are two types of alien races on Earth. I cannot name them or I will be killed.
3. We don't need visas.
4. Everyday is a holiday.
5. N/A
6. yes
7. We are immunized for everything in our first 2-3 years of life. However, 2-3 years on our planet are equivalent to about 4-5 years here.
8. we aren't allowed to bring any pets, but once we get here we can have any pets we want(including humans)
9. Let's just say we have credit cards that we never have to pay back.
10. There's an underground parking facility. I can't say where, but it's probably the last place you'd expect.
11. No, only your mate is allowed to touch your privates, at least on my planet.

Interesting.. Thanks . What about diplomatic relations - do you guys have an embassy to contact in case of problems here on earth ?

Are you serious?

Originally posted by Ghost374

Originally posted by Expat888

Originally posted by v1rtu0s0
Are you serious?

Originally posted by Ghost374

Originally posted by Expat888

Nah.. Having bit of a laugh.. Figured would try to lighten things up a bit..

i ave one how do guys have intercourse, reproduce and what species are u

Do you guys get tested for diseases?