posted on Dec, 28 2011 @ 01:02 AM
Haven't you heard that Santa has joined the Mob? That is exactly why the bigger bribe parents give Santa, the more toys Santa leaves for the kids.
It's toy insurance. All those elves at the North Pole, they're actually migrant workers from Mexico, working in sweatshop conditions to make very
accurate knockoffs of the real things.
This is how NORAD and Santa are on such good terms, that he lets the government track him every year. And all that propaganda in the States with the
red and white coat, the Buddha-esque stature, the Coca-Cola deals, the coal threats? Department of Homeland Security, Critical Infrastructure. As
long as people fret over and buy piles of crap that they don't need every year, and decorate their houses in lights that rival casinos in Las Vegas
(santa's favorite style) the economy is saved every Black Friday and Cyber Monday.
It's government mind control. Don't believe me? Have you seen the push in the White House every year? I mean, we have a borderline Muslim family
in the White House, and they are forced to decorate the place with trees full of ornaments. It's a psy-op from the blackest ops of the CIA.