Gay Man Arrested For Ejaculating During TSA Patdown??

OK this is getting to be too much folks. I have searched the web and can find little corroboration for this story, but on the off chance it is true, the poor gay man should be the one suing. Can a pat down really make you turned on so much?

Source

A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.

If it is true, this is really out there. I side with the passenger not the TSA.

If it is not true, I can see it happening , the way things seem to be going!!

reply to post by hotbakedtater


But it does explain why the DOD want to repeal the "Don't ask,Don't tell" rule...
If he wasn't arrested it would be funny..Probably a frequent flyer..

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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

That is alll.....

Ok look the situation is messed up, but....

his last name....to easy hahahah



Probe

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I know! Right? Ridiculous!

But why would ejaculating while being patted down be considered assault?? I would think the patter downer would be charged with sex assault then! I mean do they give your privates THAT much attention??

That's got to be a hoax.

If it isn't- what were the TSA agents doing interacting with his genitals so much it caused that?!

Percy cummings?

Does this get any better?

this could only happen to a gay man. No sympathy for him what-so-ever.

Percy Cummings will need to change his name and get a life.

This is good news for the TSA. Proves their techniques in molestation are on the money.

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At least his name was Percy not Peter, lol!

I know I feel awful laughing, because it says the poor guy is being held without bail, but this story writes its own jokes I am afraid. Also I still havent found a legitimate source to back this up, but regardless it does raise some interesting points. (no pun intended.)

Originally posted by hotbakedtater
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I know! Right? Ridiculous!

But why would ejaculating while being patted down be considered assault?? I would think the patter downer would be charged with sex assault then! I mean do they give your privates THAT much attention??

Ahh, but how many times did he go through security??
You can go out and back in as often as you like..
I do it if my plane is delayed and I want a smoke..
Maybe he does it for the fun..

Ahem...

Peeps, seriously...

Dead Serious News

Dead Serious News is a satirical website that is updated on an irregular basis. With the exception of the names of public figures, all names are fictional.

This should be in Jokes and Puns forum, not Political Madness .... Did the OP really think this was serious?

, Lol

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From your sources "About" section.

www.deadseriousnews.com...

About


Dead Serious News is a satirical website that is updated on an irregular basis. With the exception of the names of public figures, all names are fictional.

And I believe this has had many threads on this already.

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Hahahahhaha you are hysterical.

Plain and simple.

This sounds like the story about the TSA officer jerking off behind the counter to the naked body scans of a highschool girl's basketball team. In other words, fake.
If not, this is sad. Still, you don't know if the guy who ejaculated did it on purpose or not. He might be one of those furry people who get turned on by rubbing against others. I wouldn't condemn TSA yet. There are plenty of sick people in the world, and they can take the form of a TSA agent or a gay man trying to get on a plane. Anyone can be charged with anything but that doesn't mean the guy is guilty. They would have to prove he had sexual intentions or something. That must have been so awkward for everyone, especially the TSA agent, or the man if he really didn't mean to. I didn't know you could ejaculate just by being touched? Such a phenomenon deserves another thread lol. no no. don't make a thread about it, please.

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HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHEHHE The most amusing thing I have had the pleasure to read. I work in a Casino in Nevada. I asked a recent arival how the TSA search went . She said it wasn't as bad as everyone said. Then a male said that he enjoyed it and that he looks forward to the next search. I assume he is gay..looked that way , but you never know.

Maybe more gays will fly and let it fly in their faces!

I guess next we will be posting "breaking news" from the Onion.


nothing to see here...moving on.

God I feel like a dork!! Well, enjoy the laugh, at least it isnt true. With all the tsa stories lately I suspected this could be true!!

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Nooo, this has to be a hoax. How can this be possible. This TSA nonsense is well past the "Hysteria" with a capital H mark.