Relationship thread

I am in a relationship with a newsreader. No one known about us as it is telepathic. We haven't met, but she sends me messages when she's on TV. I'll think of a certain word and she'll say it. Or I'll tell her to wear a particular colour or blouse and she does.

But I don't really know where we go from here as she lives in London. I love what we've got now, but I want to move the relationship on. What should I do?

well i think the only thing to do is to take a step outside and see whats shaking in the real world.

or you could try the phone book for psychic relationship advisors?

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umm sounds creepy. lol

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EFGuy, I say this with sincere interest in your well being. People do not have "relationships" via a television the way you describe. Please see your doctor and explain how you believe this person sends you messages. Please get better.

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You have to test your theory that you and the newsreader are psychically linked. That has to be the first order of business.

Send this person a psychic message to do something, perhaps on air, that would be really improbable. Have them touch their chin or nose at a very specific time, or something like that.

If this person does not acknowledge the psychic request, then either 1) there is no psychic link between you two or 2) this person is not interested in you in that way.

Thoughts?

You sure you haven't forgotten to take your meds mate

Originally posted by EFGuy
What should I do?

Seek professional help asap.

Seriously.

It isn't a "relationship".

get a larger flat screen TV - nothing worse than smooching a dwarf TV presenter on screen!

Ohh - and keep taking the pills! ;o)

disclaimer:- I am NOT a bone fide relationship counseller, but I did stay at a psychiatric hospital once - and I was wearing a straight jacket at the time! ;o)

Sorry....but...

Does ATS look like a "lonely hearts" advice column to you?

No....and you know why? Because it isn't.

Nuff said.

tell her to call you or email you?

Originally posted by wdkirk
Sorry....but...

Does ATS look like a "lonely hearts" advice column to you?

No....and you know why? Because it isn't.

Nuff said.

Sorry....but ATS has a special forum to post anything to do with "Relationships".

Get your facts straight before making presumptions please.

Nuff said.

My aunt said she was having a psychic relationship with a priest. Then again, she's schizophrenic.

Originally posted by EFGuy
I am in a relationship with a newsreader. No one known about us as it is telepathic. We haven't met, but she sends me messages when she's on TV. I'll think of a certain word and she'll say it. Or I'll tell her to wear a particular colour or blouse and she does.

But I don't really know where we go from here as she lives in London. I love what we've got now, but I want to move the relationship on. What should I do?

The next time you see her and you feel a connection:

Try stepping through your television set.

No seriously... try it...

A caution: you must not break the glass or otherwise alter the television from it's original state.

That is most important to remember.

Originally posted by EFGuy
No one known about us as it is telepathic. We haven't met, but she sends me messages when she's on TV.

Just the newsreader?
No other ladies on "TV"?

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Why do I get the feeling this is going to end (at best) with a restraining order or (at worst) a tragic news story....?

A "relationship" is where both parties acknowledge the connection consciously...

For all you know, you could just be precognitive where she is concerned. She may not be getting your "messages", but instead, you are just glimpsing snippets of the future....so you may be reading this wrong, even if this ability is real. There has to be REAL, two-way communication for a "relationship"... Right now, it's an "infatuation"...and it's on one side.

The suggestion for seeking help though, is sincere, and something to consider.

Two questions:

What are you smoking?

and

Where can I find some of that?