Too much wine (not feelin fine)

reply to post by inchworm


Ronnie "Tough Guy" "inchworm" Williams, you quit talking like a quitter!!! You are *this* close to being my favorite person of all time here, and you start with this quitting stuff?

Well, maybe not of "all time" but certainly my favorite person of the last 17 1/2 hours, and that ain't no joke!

Now I suggest that you get a handle on all this drama, buddy, man-up, buy your plaid comforter, despite what ole' Roddy has to say, call those busy bodies Johnny and Brian and tell them to leave their girly-man ideas out of your manly-man situations, and while you're at it let Rod know that he'd better appreciate all the ironin' you do around that there trailer and that he'd better leave your computer room sacred or you just might find yourself another roommate the next time the two of ya'll head down to McCalls Sun and Sand for Men! Make the Rodster appreciate you for who you are man!

I'm sorry to be so brash here Ronnie... But sometimes a good ole' boy in Nazi regalia has to do what a good ole' boy in Nazi regalia has to do! Represent.

~Heff

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Heff what can i say what a post inchworm has become one of my ATS faves you summed up all his threads in one post now that is an achievement all to its self

Of topic for one sec Heff what is that in your Avatar

And star for that post a perfect rundown

Thanks

Originally posted by mars1
reply to post by inchworm

 

Well inchworm looks like your party days with the lads are over.

I stopped drinking nine years ago when misses got pregnant and never looked back still smoke tried to stop just don't have the willpower.

I will miss your Saturday night party threads that's for sure very entertaining but you got to look after yourself.
Rod will get you through it

The only answer I know is that I'm not allowed within 500 feet of Stromton Manufacturing. (my old job).

That don't sound too good.
Sitting at home on ATS will not help get outside.

Thanks

Hell, I never said I was givin up the saturday night movie/wine nights. Jesus, what would the guys say? Instead of wine I think I'll just switch to beer instead (its' better for ya anywho).

As far as havin to keep 500 feet away from Stromton Manufacturing, well thats' a long story kind of. YES, I was caught drinking beer in the crapper at work but the rest is a LIE. Seems some fool named Carl Falton said I was in the bathroom stall next to him when he was in there and that I was "scratching' on the stall wall trying to get his attention or something. Thats' a lie. What happened is that I dropped my keys on the ground of the stall and was bending over to pick them up (I must have ACIDENTALLY brushed the stall wall). Well the old manager, Roger comes in during all this and catches me with the beer and Carl saying all that against me. I was fired-- big whoop, it was a stupid factory job anyways. The jokes on them.

I'm not givin up the party nights, though. Thems guys would probably think I was a big puss if I told them "Oh no, guys, the old worm aint' up to partying anymore with ya'.

Great post Heff, I knew there was a reason you are on my friends list!

@ Inchworm,
Your "schtick coma" reminds me alot of Benjy Bronk...

en.wikipedia.org...


Is that you?

In any case take it as a compliment, your posts are some of the funniest I have read here on BTS in a while...



~meathead

Originally posted by Mike Stivic
Great post Heff, I knew there was a reason you are on my friends list!

@ Inchworm,
Your "schtick coma" reminds me alot of Benjy Bronk...

en.wikipedia.org...


Is that you?

In any case take it as a compliment, your posts are some of the funniest I have read here on BTS in a while...



~meathead

What?

reply to post by inchworm

Hell, I never said I was givin up the saturday night movie/wine nights. Jesus, what would the guys say? Instead of wine I think I'll just switch to beer instead (its' better for ya anywho).

That is a relief you just take it easy with the drink.

Seems some fool named .... ...... said I was in the bathroom stall next to him when he was in there and that I was "scratching' on the stall wall trying to get his attention or something

Why did he think you wanted to ask him something

What happened is that I dropped my keys on the ground of the stall and was bending over to pick them up (I must have ACIDENTALLY brushed the stall wall).

Well that's just your word against his but do you think you should be taking your partying ways to work
Did you keep a stash of booze is the work toilet

Thanks

So let me get this right...

You got fired because you couldn't wait 8 (maybe 12) hours until you got home to have a drink.

You were accused of making advances at another employee while drinking on the job.

Your bed buddy says you should cool it on the drinks.

Your doctor says to cut it back.

"Screw it!" says Papa Smurf. "I'm going to drink anyways!"

That makes sense.

Look buddy, you are either a massive troll, or need help. I'm guessing a combo of the two.

Yea, this has been funny, but because I suspect there is a bit more seriousness than I want to believe,I'm saying this: get some help. Stop drinking, and become comfortable with who you are.

reply to post by iamsupermanv2

So let me get this right...

Trust me many posters have tried its just not going to happen.

Thanks

Originally posted by iamsupermanv2
So let me get this right...

You got fired because you couldn't wait 8 (maybe 12) hours until you got home to have a drink.

You were accused of making advances at another employee while drinking on the job.

Your bed buddy says you should cool it on the drinks.

Your doctor says to cut it back.

"Screw it!" says Papa Smurf. "I'm going to drink anyways!"

That makes sense.

Look buddy, you are either a massive troll, or need help. I'm guessing a combo of the two.

Yea, this has been funny, but because I suspect there is a bit more seriousness than I want to believe,I'm saying this: get some help. Stop drinking, and become comfortable with who you are.

Listen bub, I dont' appreciate you making fun of what I look like calling me a "troll'. That's real inmature of you. As far as everything else you wrote, yeah, maybe I need to look real close at what I been doin I agree with ya there.

Originally posted by mars1
reply to post by inchworm

 

Hell, I never said I was givin up the saturday night movie/wine nights. Jesus, what would the guys say? Instead of wine I think I'll just switch to beer instead (its' better for ya anywho).

That is a relief you just take it easy with the drink.

Seems some fool named .... ...... said I was in the bathroom stall next to him when he was in there and that I was "scratching' on the stall wall trying to get his attention or something

Why did he think you wanted to ask him something

What happened is that I dropped my keys on the ground of the stall and was bending over to pick them up (I must have ACIDENTALLY brushed the stall wall).

Well that's just your word against his but do you think you should be taking your partying ways to work

Did you keep a stash of booze is the work toilet

Thanks

Look, everybuddy knows that Carl Falton is a big queen and you can't trust anything he says. Its' not the first time he lied about me. What could I have wanted to ask the guy in the stall of all places (only in his dreams), bud.

I was drinking beers at work NOT BOOZE. I just brought them to work in a long cooler that you can wear around yourself like a bandolire, you know, like what they keep bullets in. It keeps the beer nice and cold like a cooler. I wear it all the time to Nascar races when I wanna bring some brew but don't wanna pay for it there.

The whole bathroom thing at work was a BIG misunderstanding, ya see. When I dropped the keys he must have thought I was doing something else.

Ronnie

reply to post by inchworm


You drink the juice
You drink the gin
You’ll be happy Mr. Inch man.

Maybe I should not be in the rhyming business.

reply to post by Misoir


Thanks for the post, bud.

Look up internet troll before getting offended.

And I'm sure all these people in your life just LOVE you putting their names out here, along with their sexual orientation. One should rethink that sort of thing...



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Originally posted by iamsupermanv2
Look up internet troll before getting offended.

And I'm sure all these people in your life just LOVE you putting their names out here, along with their sexual orientation. One should rethink that sort of thing...



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I looked up internet troll on the internet and it means a liar makim up stories or sumthimg. You sayin I'm lying about all this stuff. Then yous say I shouldnt' be offended?

And as far as your advice about Carl-- everybuddy knows he's a fruit. he's 55 years old and was never been married. Who cares anyway? Nobuddy on here knows Carl and if they did they would know I was telling the truth about him being a pansy. The guy just HAPPENED to be in the stall right next to me and he's the one accusin me of monkie business? Little suspicious that HE chose the stall right next to me, huh?

Originally posted by iamsupermanv2
Look up internet troll before getting offended.

And I'm sure all these people in your life just LOVE you putting their names out here, along with their sexual orientation. One should rethink that sort of thing...



I

I looked up internet troll on the internet and it means a liar makim up stories or sumthimg. You sayin I'm lying about all this stuff. Then yous say I shouldnt' be offended?

And as far as your advice about Carl-- everybuddy knows he's a fruit. he's 55 years old and was never been married. Who cares anyway? Nobuddy on here knows Carl and if they did they would know I was telling the truth about him being a pansy. The guy just HAPPENED to be in the stall right next to me and he's the one accusin me of monkie business? Little suspicious that HE chose the stall right next to me, huh?

Originally posted by Lysergic

edit on 16-11-2010 by Lysergic because: (no reason given)

You wish pal.

Originally posted by Lysergic

edit on 16-11-2010 by Lysergic because: nvm, just nvm, lol, this was a horrible reply just nvm kthx

Oh yeah I saw yer little porno picture before you took it down, pal

Porno?

It was demotivational with a wrestler w/o a shirt and it read Surprise Buttsecks; You never know when its going to hit.


anyways, continue on with your fanciful stories, I enjoy them, even if its all made up whatevs bro

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listen kid I dont' know who your tryin to fool but just remember not to try to run with the big dogs (me) when your just a pooch (you). now get outta here!