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Monkey catchers on guard for Barack Obama's India visit

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posted on Nov, 4 2010 @ 11:00 AM
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Monkey catchers on guard for Barack Obama's India visit


[url=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/8102597/Monkey-catchers-on-guard-for-Barack-Obamas-India-visit.html]www.telegraph.co.uk[/url ]

Delhi's police are to build 30-feet towers in jungle surrounding President Obama's hotel to protect him from terrorist attacks during next week's visit, and also shield from an invasion by the city's most persistent threat – monkeys.
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posted on Nov, 4 2010 @ 11:00 AM
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*** WARNING WARNING WARNING ***

John Conner here we need to go to DEFCON 1 !!!!

Those evil doers have trained killer monkeys to attack the president. Be on the look out for monkeys acting suspiciously. Known MO:

Scratching
bug and banana eating
throwing excrement
excessive masturbation
hysterical screaming
strange behaviour

be especially concerned if you see them heading towards the presidents hotel, they have a tendency to attack the least well educated or more precisely those that received a good education but are incapable of using it for the benefit of others, which is why we are so concerned for Obama, kill on sight!!!! The monkeys that is!! we all love Obama :-)




[url=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/8102597/Monkey-catchers-on-guard-for-Barack-Obamas-India-visit.html]www.telegraph.co.uk[/url ]
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edit on 4/11/2010 by theregonnakillme because: put it not is!



posted on Nov, 4 2010 @ 11:03 AM
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A baseball bat would have sufficed. :/

Wait, scratch that.


edit on 4-11-2010 by RapturedNotBeamed because: (no reason given)



posted on Nov, 4 2010 @ 11:05 AM
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Scratching
bug and banana eating
throwing excrement
excessive masturbation
hysterical screaming
strange behaviour


hmmmm, I knew a guy like that once.



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