I've gotten ill recently - SWINE FLU??

I had some sniffles the other day and was thinking.

Could it be the swine flu??

I mean I like pork, drink wine and live in the tropics.

Is it possible that the swine flu has laid low and then re-amerged in a subtle way which will wipe out humanity???

Or could it be the avian flu (I fly occasionally).

Please help me ATS - You're my only hope!

-m0r

Go to a doctor...


xiamara

I went to the doctor and guess what he told me.

(guess what he told me!).

-m0r

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"Girl you gotta have fun no matter what you do"???

I thought you was a bloke.

Written by Prince don't you know!

Yes it was and this isn't just a second line.

-m0r

What does eating pork, drinking wine and living in the tropics have to do with it?

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...of course I know that, but you were contextualising it with Sineads' so (imagine a ladyboy smiley).

I will murder this at karaoke when hammered.