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In(tentional) Sickness And In Health
Paramedic | Vancouver, BC, Canada
(We respond to an unconscious diabetic. While my partner is treating the patient, I am asking the wife some questions.)
Me: “So is your husband on any medications?”
(She lists the medications her husband is on, including insulin.)
Me: “And has he been compliant with those medications lately?”
Wife: “Nope.”
Me: “Do you know why not?”
Wife: “Well we had a big fight last week, so I hid all his meds. He hasn’t found them yet.”
Remote Possibilities Are A Waste Of Time
Tech Support | PEI, Canada
Customer: “My cable box is broken.”
Me: “What seems to be the issue?”
Customer: “Roughly every 1 minute the channel goes up. I tried turning it off and on, I tried unplugging it, I made sure no one was sitting on the remote, nothing works, you guys gave me a broken box!”
Me: “What does it currently show on the front of the box sir?”
Customer: “Channel 932.”
Me: “And what time is it sir?”
Customer: “9:32. Oh.” *hangs up*
Playing The Blame (Video) Game
Video Game StoreVideo Game Store | Sydney, Australia
Customer: *walks up with an X-Box game* “Hi I’d like to purchase this.”
(Later in the afternoon, the same customer from that morning comes in.)
Customer: “You! You sold me a bad game! You’ve ruined my son’s birthday!”
Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am. What’s the problem?”
Customer: “My son asked for this game for his birthday! The machine said he can’t play it! What kind of cruel business do you run? Teasing small children!”
(I look at the disc and it’s in brand new condition.)
Me: “That’s odd, ma’am. I’ll just test it on our machine quickly.”
(I go over to our display case wear our consoles are set up. I start to put the disc in the X-Box.)
Customer: “I’m sorry, do you have any idea what you’re doing?”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Customer: “You’re putting it in the wrong machine! It’s no wonder you sold me a faulty disc!”
Me: “What does his machine look like?”
Customer: “That one there!” *points at Playstation 3* “Don’t you dare tell me it’s a faulty machine it plays the other discs fine!”
Me: “I’ll bet it does ma’am, because those are Playstation games. And this is an X-Box game.”
Customer: “We’ll, why didn’t you tell me that when I purchased it?”
Me: “I didn’t know your son owned a Playstation.”
Customer: “Well, whose fault is that?!”
Byte Off More Than You Can Chew
Retail | United Kingdom
Me: “Good morning, what can I do for you?”
Customer: “Well, a few of my friends have been talking about this ‘internet’ thing. Is it any good?”
Me: “Yes, it is very useful. I use it all the time.”
Customer: “Oh, good.” *pulls something from his pocket*
Customer: “Could you put it on to this floppy disc for me, please?”
Me: “The entire Internet?”
Customer: “Yes, please!”
Originally posted by ashanu90
stupidity in high school is overwhelming also they force you to sit behinf a desk for like 8 hours and memorize facts that will probably never help you in the real world i mean seriously do you need mathematics to get directions?
most of school is a waste of time i think. i mean you really only need to know how atoa read, write, count, do basic addition, subtraction maybe multiplication and division.
The quiet war has begun with silent weapons
And the new slavery is to keep the people
Poor and stupid, Novus Ordo Seclorum
How can there be any logic in biological war?
We all know this is wrong, but the New World Order's
Beating down the door, oh something needs to be done
....
Disengage their minds, sabotage their health
Promote sex, and war, and violence in the kindergartens
Blame the parents and teachers; it's their fault
Annuit Coeptis
Attack the church dynamic, attack the family
Keep the public undisciplined till nothing left is sacred and
The have-nots get hooked and have to go to the haves
Just to cop a fix
Originally posted by ashanu90
reply to post by Quickfix
illuminati imagery on school buildings? i dont think ive noticed anything like that
but the stupidity in high school is overwhelming also they force you to sit behinf a desk for like 8 hours and memorize facts that will probably never help you in the real world i mean seriously do you need mathematics to get directions? do you need to know what the civil war was to live a happy succesful life? do you really need to understand chemichal compounds and elemen tables to to live a regular life? i mean dont get me wrong its not bad to know these things but is it all really neccasary? most of school is a waste of time i think. i mean you really only need to know how atoa read, write, count, do basic addition, subtraction maybe multiplication and division. and you need to know how to behave wich is taught in kindergarten. i say you really need like 5 years of school to be a regular joe, but a CEO bigshot or teacher or something that is a different story