reply to post by tovenar
I think that you came pretty close to describing me, do-it-yourself-er, subtype flannel dad.
Let's see:
No camo or weapons, but usually more than 2 children present.
Check, except the more than 2 kids.
In the home, look for "decor" such as lanterns, as well as "tools" in bathrooms and cellars that include crank flashlights and radios, crowbars and
small shovels, camps saws, etc.
Check, having tools and emergency equipment in the cellar is a bad thing?
Check for modified fireplaces, complex backyard grills and "camping equipment" that seems to be in near constant use.
No complex grill, but yes, I modified my fireplace to serve as a wood burning stove. Keeps us all quite toasty when the temperature outside begins
with "minus". My sons and I do quite a bit of camping, also.
Large gardens with composters, large woodpiles, and a busy kitchens are other halmarks. Also, note the frequency of homemade gifts, especially canned
or baked goods, given at social occasions.
Garden? Check. Woodpile? Well, what do you think I'd be burning in my stove? I'm proud to say I have well over 15 cord of oak and maple stacked, thank
you.
On another note, I don't believe I have ever given canned or baked goods for a social occasion.
I have given them to family, friends, and neighbors for the heck of it, and they have given plenty to me as well. The old lady down the street pays me
in canned preserves and warm biscuits every time I plow her snow, and they're delicious!
For what it's worth, she's a mean old bitty, and yells at you as you're doing her snow, however, between myself and a few other guys, she hasn't
lifted a shovel in years.
Do many people like her? That's immaterial. She still needs to get down her driveway, get to market.
And the community all chips in to make she she can do just that.
Vehicles usually have "tools" and "travel" bags that have obviously been in the vehicle for a long time.
Duh! You ever seen a northern winter? This is right off of the Wisconsin DMV site.
Survival kit for auto
Lots of flannel and workboots, with "hobbies" like hunting, fishing and gardening that markeably reduce grocery bills.
Flannel is tremendously warm, and durable.
Those are my hobbies because the finest dining and hottest nightclub scene is far, far, away.
I can hunt and fish out my back door.
Hunting may be done with a bow
Or rifle. Or Shotgun.
What would you suggest for hunting?
Probably has guns in the trunk or behind the pickup seat,
See above.
Often sells firewood by roadside on weekends.
My wood has more value to me in the back, however, being unemployed, I have considered it.
Do you know what 15-18 cord (not face cord, but full cord) of seasoned, split oak and maple is worth?
They often look like hippies, but have center-right politics.
My hair is getting a bit long, and I haven't shaved for a while, so, check.
Politics? That's my business.
You have just described, give or take, every male in my community.
I didn't realize I was country folk, til now.
I just realized this an older thread. No idea how I missed it. Again, great thread.
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