Bad Tattoos.

Good tattoos are an art form. Bad tattoos are a multiple sign of stupidity. Bad ideas designed by idiots and applied by tattooists that don't have any more ability than a kid with crayons trying to capture the Sistine Chapel...

Behold and cringe....

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This deluded candidate for the Darwinism Awards is 21. Seemed like a good idea at the time....

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This one is kinda poignant. The guy lost his daughter in an accident. Unfortunately, he picked a tattooist with no skills at all and is left with this grotesque tribute to his loss...

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If you can find any worse than these, post them up

[edit on 30-1-2010 by Kandinsky]

Yep, there's some pretty bad ones here too:

www.badtattoos.com...

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OMG that poor bride! and shes dead!!! Thats awful!!!!

OK now I think this one takes the prize for stupidity in my book!

reply to post by Now_Then


what a complete fool!
LOL though the tatoo artist is a bit shmick

Oh I have a shed load of bad tattoo pictures
A girl I used to work with opened up her own tattoo shop last year, and although she is really good at doing them, she doesnt have the sense to try and persuade some people not to get tattoos that are absolutely vile. It might just be a matter of differing tastes on some of these, but still:

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I like this one simply because it has managed to successfully integrate two sterotypical unclassy tattoos i.e. 'kev', and the rose.

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I dont understand why you would want your status as a Notts Forest fan broadcast to the world..

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Nice.

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Why do this.. you arent chinese!

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My all time favourite
The first time I saw this I stared in awe for a good 10 minutes, absolutely brilliant!

Ya'll should see the one where a guy has a cat tattooed on his bellybutton. Guess which part of the cat is the bellybutton......

There was on I saw just recently where a woman had a giant vagina tatood on her back. All i could do was ponder what drugs she was on when she decided that, that might be a good idea :shk:

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Oh look what I found!

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Im suprised no one's mentioned this one yet - Star Tattoos Gone Wrong

Originally posted by OzWeatherman
There was on I saw just recently where a woman had a giant vagina tatood on her back. All i could do was ponder what drugs she was on when she decided that, that might be a good idea :shk:

How silly of her. Everyone knows that if you're going to have a vagina or any other orifice tattooed onto yourself it has to be round the belly button.

reply to post by Bluebelle


Oh I dont know about that. I prefer vaginas to be in the spot that they are supposed to be in......and in skin form.

That way you cant stuff up intercourse

reply to post by OzWeatherman


Well it is technically skin!
Although if someone is that lacking in knowledge of the human anatomy then I wouldnt have thought they'd get that far with a woman in the first place.

Originally posted by Bluebelle
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Well it is technically skin!
Although if someone is that lacking in knowledge of the human anatomy then I wouldnt have thought they'd get that far with a woman in the first place.

Lol

Well I must be doing something right.....Ive had my fair share....many drunken escapades though, and that, I believe is where mistaken identity of certain anatomical parts is most likely to occur

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here's one... Eye Tattoo..awful absolutely awful!!!

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Ewwww that's bad.... Bad - who does that to them selves?

I saw a couple of pictures of other eye tattoos, it is now a bit of a thing for some prisoners in some jail somewhere... I'll have a look for the pics, but one guy had all the white of his eyes red, and the other guy had his blue - actually I was sort of impressed, the colouring was pretty even and the iris was not coloured at all, I think it was more of an injection of ink than tattoo in the normal sense... But eyes? They said their vision was fine after... Eyes?

Man eyes? Jeese.

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Originally posted by Now_Then
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Oh look what I found!

Yep, that's it! Hahaha. It cracks me up every time. I personally think its one of the funniest tattoos ever.

Originally posted by Now_Then

OK now I think this one takes the prize for stupidity in my book!

Hipsters do the darndest things :shk:

Originally posted by Bluebelle
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You know, I'd say 75% of people that get these tattoo's are doing it for the "cool" factor. Do you think Chinese people have English tattoo's?
No.




That site, badtattoos.com is hilarious. I seriously laughed out loud a few times too many. I don't know what these people are thinking letting idiots permanently mark their skin. Mark....I meant disfigure.

I've been to a few local tattoo shops more times than I can count, just for my own work and we all know that if any shop, or artist, has a bad name, its for a good reason.

Sheesh.