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Can we get one thing straight - we are not monkeys. We are great apes.
Another worthwhile discussion/argument could be made for how we distance ourselves from primates from a religious stand point. Which causes us to loose our grasp of reality, that we are just monkeys with a larger mental tool box, if you will,... oh sorry, my bad, "great apes". In other words i was expecting a little big more from my fellow ATS primates, then being corrected on names/labels and genetic links, i was looking for a much deeper understanding of who and what we are in relationship to our nearest cousins...
Originally posted by Lasheic
Never attribute to malice that which can be just as easily explained by ignorance.
Originally posted by Trexter Ziam
Every time I see this picture, I think man/monkey.
Originally posted by davesidious
How many times do we have to go over this? People are apes, not monkeys.
You say eether and I say eyether,
You say neether and I say nyther;
Eether, eyether, neether, nyther,
Let's call the whole thing off!
You like potato and I like potahto,
You like tomato and I like tomahto;
Potato, potahto, tomato, tomahto!
Let's call the whole thing off! But oh!
If we call the whole thing off,
Then we must part. And oh!
If we ever part, Then that might break my heart!
So, if you like pajamas and I like pajahmas,
I'll wear pajamas and give up pajahmas.
For we know we need each other,
So we better call the calling off off.
Let's call the whole thing off!
Originally posted by davesidious
I take it you are being facetious.
Every time that man struggles and fails
He makes up some kind of fairytales
After all of the misery that he has caused
He denies he’s descended from the dinosaurs
Points up to heaven with cathedral spires
All the time indulging in his base desires
Ever since we said it
He went and took the credit
It’s been headed this way since the world began
When a vicious creature took the jump from Monkey to Man
Big and useless as he has become
With his crying statues and his flying bomb
Goes ‘round acting like the chosen one
Excuse us if we treat him like our idiot cousin
He hangs up flowers and bells and rhymes
Hoping to hell that someone’s forgiven his crimes
Fills the air with his pride and his praise
He’s big disgrace to our beastly ways
In the fashionable nightclubs and finer precincts
Man uses words to dress up his vile instincts
Ever since we said it
He went and took the credit
It’s been headed this way since the world began
When a vicious creature took the jump from Monkey to Man