I am nobody - ask me anything

I am nobody. One of billions. Nothing special. No one cares what I think. No one cares what I feel. You pass me on the streets without noticing. My mind is very confused:
- I am dispensable, yet country needs me.
- I see my privacy is invaded, yet I cannot grasp why anyone would want to spy on nobody? It doesn't make sense.
- My actions are of no consequence, yet when I do or don't do something seem to affect the world map.
- I obeyed my government during the war we won and I was forgotten, yet other times I obeyed my government, but was convicted of war crimes.

So here I am, a nobody, you can ask me any question but I am not sure why anyone wants to ask a nobody anything.

Glad to meet you Nobody.. Hey wait.. I know you. The other day when my wife was out late I asked her who she was out with and she said, " Nobody".

O.k. What have you been doing with my wife?!

One of the great Philosophers (please excuse i dont remeber if it was Decartes or Plato) but he had a lot of relevance to this topic.
My friend did a social philosophical study for school. He would ride the bus all day and talk to the "nobodies". He than wrote a paper on some of the unbevlievable people he met and the stories he heard.

What you have to share is your life knowledge, its the most valuable thing in the world as no-one has ever had your brain or lived in your shoes.

Your a once, which makes you much more than a nobody.

Hi......seems to me the "nobody's" of the world are alot better off and noble than the somebodies. Being "somebody" seems to warp most people, rejoice in your nothingness.

reply to post by mushibrain



Hey. Does the easter bunny exist? I heard he was the last remaining survivor of bunny-metropolis in lemuria.

I always thought it was false because bunnys don't have opposable thumbs, so they can't carry baskets.

Does the easter bunny exist?

Originally posted by JohnPhoenix
Glad to meet you Nobody.. Hey wait.. I know you. The other day when my wife was out late I asked her who she was out with and she said, " Nobody".

O.k. What have you been doing with my wife?!

Brilliant Don't worry, I am so drugged and overworked that I lost interest in real women

Originally posted by mushibrain

Originally posted by JohnPhoenix
Glad to meet you Nobody.. Hey wait.. I know you. The other day when my wife was out late I asked her who she was out with and she said, " Nobody".

O.k. What have you been doing with my wife?!

Brilliant

Don't worry, I am so drugged and overworked that I lost interest in real women

Lost interest in "real" women? Sounds to me like someones just discovering internet porn. Theres nothing like that naked monkey on your back, you need the conversation of a real woman my man.
Ohhh and the greatest piece of advice given to me by my uncle.

"Listen dumbass, always remember that porn is made BY guys FOR guys, dont be trying that stuff with real women."

Originally posted by Hack28
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What you have to share is your life knowledge, its the most valuable thing in the world as no-one has ever had your brain or lived in your shoes.
...

Thanks, nobody just got a boost to his low self esteem

Originally posted by mushibrain

Originally posted by Hack28
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What you have to share is your life knowledge, its the most valuable thing in the world as no-one has ever had your brain or lived in your shoes.
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Thanks, nobody just got a boost to his low self esteem

Anytime you need a kick up you U2U me my friend, weve all been there, sometimes i wanna kiss the guy in the mirror and sometimes i am appalled by him.
Anytime you want the non judgement of a stranger im a msg away.

Originally posted by adifferentbreed
Hi......seems to me the "nobody's" of the world are alot better off and noble than the somebodies. Being "somebody" seems to warp most people, rejoice in your nothingness.

Oh, but it requires a great skill to enjoy. but I'll try

Originally posted by nine0099thousand
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I always thought it was false because bunnys don't have opposable thumbs, so they can't carry baskets.
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yes it does but the real description of the bunny was lost in the folklore myths. They don't carry baskets, but have a pouch like that kangaroo has. They carry eggs in there.

Originally posted by mushibrain
... So here I am, a nobody, you can ask me any question but I am not sure why anyone wants to ask a nobody anything."

A famous nobody wrote: "Everybody is a nobody. More is illusion."

Hey, are you a someone who remembers past lives? And why were you “convicted of war crimes”?



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Originally posted by Hack28
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"Listen dumbass, always remember that porn is made BY guys FOR guys, dont be trying that stuff with real women."

Now I understand why no woman appreciated my acrobatics and the tools I was using

Originally posted by Hack28
...sometimes i wanna kiss the guy in the mirror and sometimes i am appalled by him.
Anytime you want the non judgement of a stranger im a msg away.

Cheers mate.
You got me worried there. Another rule I've learnt recently, first finish reading the sentence, only then process it


[edit on 15-12-2009 by mushibrain]

Originally posted by IAmRobot
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A famous nobody wrote: "Everybody is a nobody. More is illusion."

Hmm a nobody who's somebody said something like that? who's that nobody ?

Originally posted by IAmRobot
Hey, are you a someone who remembers past lives? And why were you “convicted of war crimes”?

shh, don't tell anyone actually I lied, I was not convicted, I got away it's great to be nobody sometimes.

Well lets see, nothing is going your way. Nothing seems to make your day. mmmmm

If you want to read some ATS chicken soup for your soul, might I recommend my thread about my former girlfriend and her struggle. There are some times that made me want to kill somebody, but now things are getting better. www.abovetopsecret.com... Read it thru all the way. In the end, she got her child back.

I feel similar to you dude. I cannot get a job at all. Now don't tell me to apply to a place I already applied to more than 5 times. Some people tell me its because the bus I use to get around. Other say, I'm to damn smart for the job. So I said, I had it, moved back in with my mom and is going back to college. At least there I can get welfare from the government and still learn a new trade.

I don't see anything worthwhile in your future at all. I feel like you completed what you have finished and now you have no more karma.

If you want women, there's this dating thing called double your dating. Try it out. it worked for me. Although I don't have a girl knocking on the door every half hour.

Originally posted by mushibrain
.... Hmm a nobody who's somebody said something like that? who's that nobody

?

It’s derived from a famous quote. I can’t remember its exact wording. The gist was something like: ‘Striving to be better/more than others, is erroneous’. Which can be tied to the “oneness” and “service to others” principles. Which then can be tied “backwards” to your original “nobody” post in the sense that you’re a person who “understood” those principles in a positive way. Which, btw, would make you a good President of the United States, hehe.

ask me anything

If you say so...

Why do guys have nipples?

Why does Hawaii have interstates?

Why do we call it a hot water heater?

Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

I could go on, but I think that's enough to count as my annoying deed for the day.


TA

Where does "thought" come from?

Well, at least your's dude?

peas

This is hysterical.

Much better than the 'I am a [someone of extreme importance] (time traveler, extraterrestrial, the elite, descendant of the Illuminati bloodlines, etc.)... ask me questions.'

So, hello there, nobody. I'm a nobody, too.