men

> > A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
> > 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.. '
> >
> > The woman replies, ' I ' ll miss you.........

> > Dear Lord,
> >
> > I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
> > Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods.
> > Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
> > I ' ll beat him to death.
> > AMEN

> > Q: Why do little boys whine?
> >
> > A: They are practicing to be men.

> > Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping
> > for breath and calling your name?
> >
> > A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

> > Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
> >
> > A: Rename the email folder ' Instruction Manuals '

pretty funny, especially the "instruction manual". Another option might be "directions to drive to Mom's house".

reply to post by concerned190


Why thank you "concerned190" These jokes are quite enlightening to me.
LOL
It's great to have such new and innovative outlook of my maleness.
~grabs the pillow and runs for it~

reply to post by The Utopian Penguin


funny though right? I think its what we all think at times unless of course you the perfect man but come on theres no such thing.

reply to post by concerned190


I'm far from perfect.
Spontaneity,knowing when to be quiet, and being able to recognize when to run for it has kept me alive so far. lol

You would have to read my posts to decide that lol

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well, thats pretty close! as long as theres no temper, its darn tootin close to perfection in my book.

Originally posted by concerned190
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well, thats pretty close! as long as theres no temper, its darn tootin close to perfection in my book.

LOL...wow you are such a good judge of character that I am left speechless.

I realized a while ago that "chicken" people are the best people.
They can stand an evening being coop'ed up.
Sorry

reply to post by The Utopian Penguin


I am aren't I. And I have to agree that chicken people kick -ss. I surley don't mind being coop'ed up as long as its quiet! thats rare in my household!

Originally posted by concerned190
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I am aren't I. And I have to agree that chicken people kick -ss. I surley don't mind being coop'ed up as long as its quiet! thats rare in my household!

Wow "surley" thats so frued of you.
How many chickens do you have ? .....are they your pets ?

[edit on 12-9-2009 by The Utopian Penguin]

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I have 5 and yes they are my pets and they do tricks sorta and I love them.