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Location. New Paris, Ohio
Date: January 3 2009
Time: 2026
The witness (possibly involved in other encounters) was about ready for bed, letting his dog “Dudley” out for an evening walk. The dog then began barking and used his tail to cover his genitals in fear as he cowered behind the witness. The witness suddenly felt what he would describe as an extreme static charge in the air that seemed to cause droplets of dew to quickly evaporate. Even the frost on the ground turned to steam and he could fee intense heat. This quickly turned his attention towards the tree line in front of him as he heard the same high pitch sound, only this time much more painful. He dropped to his knees and noticed blood dripping from his nose onto the ground. This came to a sudden stop as a warm intense blue/gray light surrounded his body and seemed to have a heavy weight on his back, pushing him to his stomach and making his face lie on the blood from his nose. He woke up shivering and nude in his bed nearly six hours later. “Dudley” seems to have been scared and barking all day. He wouldn’t eat and wouldn’t let the witness touch him. He found scratches on his nose and suffered from migraines all day. During the night he heard the following thoughts in his head, “its ok we are scientists, you will feel pain shortly, and think of it as a study.”
HC addendum
Source: NUFORC
Type: G?
Comments: Apparent unexplored abduction event.
27.
Location. Lake District, England
Date: May 4 2009
Time: 0130a
After a long day the witness had eventually settled down for the night in his tent at around 2300hrs. He was woken up by a deep humming sound, not loud but really deep so much that it seemed to vibrate through him, the inside of his tent was also lit up by a dim glow. What is most puzzling and very disturbing is that from about that time the witness remembers nothing until dawn on Wednesday morning when he woke up outside his tent stark naked and very cold. His tent and all his clothes had a very strong ‘ozone’ type smell. He only has a vague recollection of being laid face down on something hard and something being pushed into his rectum which was now very sore.
HC addendum
Source: iwasabducted.com...
Type: G?
Comments: Unexplored abduction event?
The term "humanoid" means "having human form or characteristics."
The term "close encounter of the third kind" means seeing or coming in contact with an entity of unknown origin. The encounter may or may not be related to the sighting of an unidentified craft.
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TYPES OF CE (close encounter) CLASSIFICATIONS:
Type A: When an entity or humanoid is seen inside or on top of an object or unidentified aircraft.
Type B: When an entity or humanoid is seen entering or exiting a UFO.
Type C: When an entity or humanoid is seen in the immediate vicinity of a UFO.
Type D: When an entity or humanoid is seen in the same area where UFOs or unknown objects have been reported.
Type E: When an entity or humanoid is seen alone, without related UFO activity
(Example: bedroom visitation).
Type F: When there is a "psychic" contact between entities or humanoids, but an entity or humanoid is not necessarily seen.
Type G: When there is direct contact or interaction between a witness or witnesses and a humanoid or entity; either involuntary, as a result of a forced abduction, or as a voluntary contact.
Type H: When there is a report of an alleged crash or forced landing of a UFO with recovery of its occupants, or when an anomalous entity is captured or killed either by a witness or military personnel.
Originally posted by exile1981
I have a question that has puzzled me for years. Maybe some one on this list can explain it to me.
Why do the aliens always have a thing for annuses? Is there a scientific reason they need to perform this many probes or is it just some sort of sick joke?
Originally posted by jkrog08
reply to post by exile1981
It has been rumored that they use tissue from the anus, mouth, and tongue for some type of genetic "elixir" they use, they spread it on their skin and absorb the nutrients.
Manually probe your anus in advance of an alien abduction. Aliens are less likely to anally probe an anus already under observation.
Keep vigilant on any developments within your anus. Keep a journal detailing discoveries and questions. Be sure the journal is clearly marked "Anal Probe Journal" to avoid confusion.
Ask your doctor about state-of-the-art anal probe technology. However, if your doctor offers to probe you anally, he may be an alien.
If aliens abduct and anally probe you, do not resist. Remain calm and the anal probe will be over in about six to eight Earth hours.
Learn the differences between robot and alien abductions. Robot abductions rarely involve anal probes and often take place in future times.
Take several pictures of your anus for insurance purposes in the event of an alien abduction and anal probe.
Avoid communities such as Wilmington, Delaware, and El Paso, Texas, where alien abductions are common.
Don't let anyone touch your anus.
If someone questions your belief in alien abductions and anal probes, he may be an alien. Call local authorities immediately.
Originally posted by ChemBreather
Here is an more funny explaination of the Anus Probing .
Manually probe your anus in advance of an alien abduction. Aliens are less likely to anally probe an anus already under observation.
Keep vigilant on any developments within your anus. Keep a journal detailing discoveries and questions. Be sure the journal is clearly marked "Anal Probe Journal" to avoid confusion.
Ask your doctor about state-of-the-art anal probe technology. However, if your doctor offers to probe you anally, he may be an alien.
If aliens abduct and anally probe you, do not resist. Remain calm and the anal probe will be over in about six to eight Earth hours.
Learn the differences between robot and alien abductions. Robot abductions rarely involve anal probes and often take place in future times.
Take several pictures of your anus for insurance purposes in the event of an alien abduction and anal probe.
Avoid communities such as Wilmington, Delaware, and El Paso, Texas, where alien abductions are common.
Don't let anyone touch your anus.
If someone questions your belief in alien abductions and anal probes, he may be an alien. Call local authorities immediately.
Here is the link if you want to read more. This is Not a serious Site.
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