Alien Abduction Site?

I found this site that "plants" an abduction simulation that makes you experience an alien abduction. Here's the link

www.alienabductions.com...

They have been offline for a while. Hope they haven't stopped the thing. I want my first. If this is a re post, then sorry for re posting it.

That is the most retarded thing i have ever heard of.
So you sign up.
They abduct you.
Humans anal probe you and plant a tracking device in your arse?
And you pay for it?
What is the world coming to?
Jacob

reply to post by JacobNH

Originally posted by JacobNH
That is the most retarded thing i have ever heard of.
So you sign up.
They abduct you.
Humans anal probe you and plant a tracking device in your arse?
And you pay for it?
What is the world coming to?
Jacob

Actually, they send something to you via PC, which goes to your brain, giving you images of an abduction. They do not do it for you, and i do not know if you need to sign up, but i definitely know it is free.

Pretty funny though

They couln't possibly send you anytyhing through your computer that woudl directly be sent to your brain.

You'd need a neural network plugged into your system for that to happen.

Second you DON"T want to be abducted by anybody, trust me, it's not a pleasant affair. You dont' get to have long conversations, you don't even get to be awake for most of it, and then it's like nothing ever happened.

This website is ridiculous and a fake.

~Keeper

Yeah this is extremely odd,
Being abducted generally isn't good - despite what people say.
This website is quite amusing thought

Jacob

Well I remember a show where people revealed their sexual fantasies. Among those, one of the fantasies was to be abducted by Aliens and be experimented on, so I guess the site satisfies atleast SOME peoples needs.

PLEASE NOTE: The Abductalizer is currently offline, pending NRC inspection and approval of recent design improvements. Watch our corporate blog for announcements regarding on-site and online Abductalizer availability!

Dang the Abductalizer is offline! Never does humanity seize to amaze.