It Completely Makes Sense That Hicks Are Abducted

Nowwwww, just hold on one cotton pickin' minute here. This makes absolutely no sense what so frigging ever. How does it make sense that us hicks are the only ones to be abducted by aliens? I wouldn't think that someone would classify all of us hicks/hillbillies under this. I admit that I am a hillbilly and I have never even seen a ufo in my life. I am just surprised that someone would come up with a thread like this.

I was always sort of offended that aliens came all those light-years only to anally-rape rednecks with space sex toys. Seems like a waste.