How often does the Men in Black read ATS?

Once a day? Once a week or is it being monitored 24 hours a day?
Just wondering, because I've had a friend who had an encounter with the MIB's. Not the Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones as seen in the movies, but evil men in black suits out to kill. They killed his family and kids because he had boarded a UFO and figured out how it worked.
They are the real deal. Obviously, they come here and read on a daily basis. The MIB's I heard about are killing machines. Doesn't surprise me if they work for the US government. And if you don't see me posting next week, then you know what happened to me. Proving that the MIB's read these boards. What are your thoughts?

reply to post by jedimiller


If I don't see you posing next week, it's obviously because you are banned for making up false posts all the time. And this one tops it ALL..

ATS has fallen to its all time low with this post.

[edit on 16-4-2008 by tep200377]

Originally posted by tep200377
If I don't see you posing next week, it's obviously because you are banned for making up false posts all the time. And this one tops it ALL..

ATS has fallen to its all time low with this post.

it's a fair question tep. In the film, the MIB's are known to read the UFO magazines and they find it the only true source for news. In real life, they might come here to read & post. How can something be false if you can't prove it wrong or right? Tep, you can't prove to anyone that the Men in Black are not a real government agency. In other words you cannot prove it to be false. but nice try.

[edit on 16-4-2008 by jedimiller]

Originally posted by jedimiller
it's a fair question tep. In the film, the MIB's are known to read the UFO magazines and they find it the only true source for news. In real life, they might come here to read & post. How can something be false if you can't prove it wrong or right? Tep, you can't prove to anyone that the Men in Black are not a real government agency. In other words you cannot prove it to be false. but nice try.

[edit on 16-4-2008 by jedimiller]

I rest my case.

1. There are 6.6 billion humans on this planet, and yet I haven't seen a picture of a MIB. How hard could it be?

2. I said that You lie, not that MIB is a lie.

3. Prove to me that your friends family got killed by MIB's Or at least got killed in a mysterious way.

Originally posted by tep200377
3. Prove to me that your friends family got killed by MIB's Or at least got killed in a mysterious way.

How the heck would I prove that to you? he told me this story while we were at a bar, He was a bouncer in vegas, he came home and these guys in black showed up and killed his family. His wife and two kids. they told him to leave and never go back. If he's lying to me, that's not my fault. But that's his story.

Originally posted by jedimiller
How the heck would I prove that to you? he told me this story while we were at a bar, He was a bouncer in vegas, he came home and these guys in black showed up and killed his family. His wife and two kids. they told him to leave and never go back. If he's lying to me, that's not my fault. But that's his story.

1. Why would MIB's kill women and children, when they can kill the source?

2. Why didn't we hear about this in the news?

3. It is your fault that you make up these stories.

4. You are only fooling yourself. Not us. Your posts are jokes, even to the skunkwork threads.

Originally posted by tep200377


1. Why would MIB's kill women and children, when they can kill the source?

2. Why didn't we hear about this in the news?

3. It is your fault that you make up these stories.

4. You are only fooling yourself. Not us. Your posts are jokes, even to the skunkwork threads.

1. I wouldnt know because i'm not a member of the MIB, so im not the right persont o ask.

2. Maybe we did, but I can tell you it happed about 15 years ago in Vegas. I don't know the exact date or location. but if you look in a historic paper website maybe you can find something.

3. what story am I making up? i'm asking if you think the MIB's read this website and you continue to ignore the topic.

4. Yes, some of my posts are jokes, I keep those at BTS now. This is not a joke. but you think everything I do is a joke, reminds me why I was going to put you on ignore. But i'm a nice guy like that. Anything else?

Originally posted by jedimiller
And if you don't see me posting next week, then you know what happened to me. Proving that the MIB's read these boards.

Applying your own logic; if, now that the wonderous Posts feature is re-enabled, someone were to encounter a post from you on the 23rd of April then what can we assume of your story?

Originally posted by jedimiller
In the film, the MIB's are known to .....

It was just a movie. You know .. entertainment.


I believe the MIB are very real.
What they do with their time ??? Who knows.
We will never know. Speculate all you like.

Originally posted by AugustusMasonicus
Applying your own logic; if, now that the wonderous Posts feature is re-enabled, someone were to encounter a post from you on the 23rd of April then what can we assume of your story?

Well. then one could say that the MIB do NOT read ATS and they wont come and kill me with their zapper guns. Or it could also mean that they've read this but decided not to act on it.

Or their policies won't let them interfere with normal citizens.

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wHAT a great way to start my morning!

If you ask me, ( ) i think the MIB's are as disgusted as we are, and i invite them to learn the horrible truth at ATS, take the day off, and relax with the rest of us, cause soon they'll be hungry too! And those gas prices for their black sedans are waaay out there! I betcha they're pissed now!
So, this is an invitation to join the rest of the world.

Jedi..a piece of advice..
STOP LIVING IN MOVIELAND!
Good grief...
:shk:

come on people! that's why there was a MOVIE! to distract you from the truth. Anything the government is working on always comes out in a movie to make it look silly. Movies are in themselves disinfoagents.

Star Wars..Guess what? not fiction!

i have to ask. do you believe your own stories? let's see. you need to convince us you are not a fbi agent. you are not a mafioso. star wars is not fiction. and now you know someone who had a mib experience. now since movies distract us from the truth can i believe that fred flintstone really works in a quarry? does dracula really turn into a bat? maybe the 9/11 myth was really godzilla stamping on the buildings. now it all makes sense.

reply to post by jedimiller


So, out of the blue, some bouncer in Las Vegas tells you about a MIB experience?

Do you mind my asking how you even got on the subject with the guy?

Were you drunk when you had this discussion, and what kind of tip did you leave the guy to get in to the bar? :w:

[edit on 16-4-2008 by Enthralled Fan]

Originally posted by Brain Damaged
i have to ask. do you believe your own stories? let's see. you need to convince us you are not a fbi agent. you are not a mafioso. star wars is not fiction. and now you know someone who had a mib experience. now since movies distract us from the truth can i believe that fred flintstone really works in a quarry? does dracula really turn into a bat? maybe the 9/11 myth was really godzilla stamping on the buildings. now it all makes sense.

I said films man. And yes, flinstones does have some truth to it. caveman living in 10,000 BC. Caveman living in rock homes and using rock tools. much of that we see in the flinstones. Also Scooby doo has some real aspects to it too. even if they are cartoons.

but the MIB is a different movie as it is based on actual witness reports of the MIB showing up after UFO crashes. there were old tales and books based on them. in the end, every type of cultural experience in film has some truth to it.

Originally posted by jedimiller
I said films man. And yes, flinstones does have some truth to it. caveman living in 10,000 BC. Caveman living in rock homes and using rock tools. much of that we see in the flinstones. Also Scooby doo has some real aspects to it too. even if they are cartoons.

but the MIB is a different movie as it is based on actual witness reports of the MIB showing up after UFO crashes. there were old tales and books based on them. in the end, every type of cultural experience in film has some truth to it.

um-ok. scooby doo has real aspects too? um-ok. you mean the meddling kids? or the talking dog? or maybe shaggy eating a 30 pound sandwich in 1 bite. i guess you must mean how people pretend to be something they are not to a group of kids and eventually get caught by those kids. now i certainly believe gilligans island. any good professor could make a particle accellerator out of coconuts and batteries from a radio. can yoda who moves like a snail really do flips and kick bruce lee's butt in a fight. can darth vader come up with a sound suppression device so i don't have to listen to him breath like a perv on a crank phone call? do you have a friend who had a house which was whisked over the rainbow? are there really flying monkeys?

Originally posted by jedimiller
Star Wars..Guess what? not fiction!

Oh dude, :shk: dude, :shk:




This thread is serious age.

Ok I am going to back away from this thread slowly.

you remind me of my friend who claimed his dad used to work for the government and while he was working for them, created the very first camcorder.

lol...

Originally posted by tep200377
reply to post by jedimiller

 

If I don't see you posing next week, it's obviously because you are banned for making up false posts all the time. And this one tops it ALL..

ATS has fallen to its all time low with this post.

[edit on 16-4-2008 by tep200377]

I don't see any reason why he should be banned. It's his story, it very well may, or may not be true.

Should Christians also be banned when they create posts talking about a spiritual experience when the felt the presence of God? Or Ufologists when they tell their stories? Or cryptozoologists? You get the point.

Ignorance denied.

[edit on 16-4-2008 by thehumbleone]