If the World Was a Perfect Place Game

This one's pretty easy -- start off saying, "If the World Was a Perfect Place" and complete the sentence.

It can be poignant, funny, sarcastic, whatever you like. Score the answers you think are funniest or deepest by starring them.


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I'll start:

If the world was a perfect place, chocolate would be the base of the food pyramid.

[edit on 22-11-2007 by MajorMalfunction]

reply to post by MajorMalfunction


if the world was a perfect place hunger and famine would be history

If the world was a perfect place, there would be actual justice in court.

If the world were a perfect place...

I'd be sane.

I'd be middle-class.

I'd be eating lunch at my relatives
house with a bunch of honestly
happy people.

Lex

If the world was a perfect place dayglo green would actually go with fuchsia.

If the world was a perfect place; I would be able to lick my eyebrows!

Ooo you and Gene Simmons.

If the world was a perfect place every time I got a cold in my nose I would extrude liquid gold instead of snot.

If the world was a perfect place..Dogs and cats could marry and not be riddiculed

reply to post by MajorMalfunction


if the world was a perfect place War would just be a past time

if the world was a perfect place everyone would be equals

If the world were a perfect place seagulls wouldnt follow me to the beach with my Burger King goodies.

If the world were a perfect place.. ..day glow green and fuc...wait...wait a minute...who stole my idea?????

reply to post by dgtempe


they are most likely looking out for you
so you dony eat your self to death with all the fatty crap that fast food contains


sorry couldnt resist

[edit on 22-11-2007 by bodrul]

If the world was a perfect place, we could be physical friends rather than just electrons on the www.

If the world were a perfect place your pets could talk and you could understand them.

If the world was a perfect place I could support myself surfing the internet and spending time on BTS. (Say, any corporate sponsors out there want to rent my sig? )

If the world were a perfect place, I'd be confused and disoriented because I wouldn't have anything to complain about.

If the world was a perfect place I would not be sitting here at this wonderful job making money for some dude.

if the world was a perfect place..women wouldn't talk.

IF the world was a perfect place there would be no reason to worry about my family's safety every time i leave the house to go to work.

[edit on 23/11/2007 by shearder]

If the world was a perfect place, pathological liars would have the fact tattooed on their foreheads so they don't get believed by people who matter.