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Funniest One Liner's you ever heard or used?

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Realtruth

posted on Jan, 25 2007 @ 06:48 PM
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"Shut-up or I will slap the taste right out of your mouth!"


dcgolf

posted on Jan, 25 2007 @ 08:44 PM
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"Oh Yeah, well the jerk store called and they're running out of you!"

George Costanza


Burnt Offering

posted on Jan, 26 2007 @ 05:02 AM
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Son! Its what you learn after you know it all that counts.


Gear

posted on Jan, 26 2007 @ 06:40 AM
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Nope. Comment deleted.:shk:

[edit on 26-1-2007 by Gear]


Realtruth

posted on Jan, 26 2007 @ 02:07 PM
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"Honey, the dog must have done that. Bad Dog!"


Realtruth

posted on Jan, 26 2007 @ 02:09 PM
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Women Driver: "Can you believe that guy? What's he doing on the sidewalk anyhow?"


whatukno

posted on Jan, 26 2007 @ 07:51 PM
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"get back to work!"

By my 3 year old son
If you want to hear it it's at the end of my podcasts.

[edit on 26-1-2007 by whatukno]


Burnt Offering

posted on Jan, 27 2007 @ 09:55 AM
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That guys dumb as a post, if he didn't have hair he would have absolutley no use for his head.


My brother coined this one I think, he's the only one I've ever heard use it and no it wasn't about me.


Burnt Offering

posted on Jan, 28 2007 @ 10:44 PM
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Here is another I heard one time in Church


As a preacher he makes a pretty good songleader.




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