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Originally posted by optimus fett
All these terrorist splinter cells are getting really boring....soooooo....ive formed one of my own thats way better...
WELCOME TO 'SCREAMING JIHAD'!!
I havent really come up with much for us to do yet and i dont really like the idea of blowing people up and kidnapping folks soooooo.....
basically i thought we could just drink loads of beer and spirits, shout 'Jihad' a lot to make us look tough, if we couple that with wearing rags on our heads and make some really, really gay 'training' videos that make us look a complete joke we should be pretty much up there with the best of them...(obviously minus the drinking)
ive come up with a 'group cocktail'.....'the flaming Hezzbollah'
and i think we should all wear just one red glove....we will call this our 'crimson fist'
does any one have any really battered AK 47's we can fire over our heads like real men?
In light of my conversion to my new faith i would like to be refered to as Waheed Fett from now on.
Yo Waheed! Serve me up one of those flaming Hezzbollahs.
Originally posted by optimus fett
Yo Waheed! Serve me up one of those flaming Hezzbollahs.
JIHAD BROTHER!!!!
due to your enthusiasm i have decided to appoint you second in command.
JIHAD!!!
now to the pub!!!
brother Lombozo Yahmed!
You know I was doin' some more thinkin'..... and I says to myself you know if we pick out our targets, and dig up every flower in their garden, sending a petal or two in the mail to prove we mean business - now that's a statement.
Do we get to wear grills that say Jihad on the top row and Mofos on the bottom?!?!!
I have a problem with the term "rag head" being used. I suggest you edit that.
Originally posted by optimus fett
ok being as its you......ive done it.
so are you joining brother Zeddicus Yackmir?
And no, I'm not much of a joiner. I'm more like the liberator of beer that has been taken hostage by the likes of the "SCREAMING JIHAD" and therefore I shall invade your thread an place a bounty on your head.