Creative Writing

Baal

I remember an episode of Upright Citizens Brigade where in some sort of folk country singalong sketch every John Denver song was sung with "nut sack" all the way through the lyrics.

I haven't heard to many commercial pop hits featuring the word "scrotum" though, and it fits better than "nut sack" in some country songs, like:

"Sunshine
On my scrotum
Makes me happy...."

hmm
Penis fiend
Cock Vomit
#tard
Asstard
Queen Bitch
Asshat
Cock Gobbler
Peter Puffer
Rotten Snatch
Anal Juice

oh my I've seemed to have rambled on forgive me.

PS: Scrotum Cancer sounds so disgusting and violent.

PPS: Must save for insult. LoL

[Edited on 21-8-2003 by AphexTwin]

How bout...

crotch cricket
head cheese
jerk wad

This is taking intillectual banter and reparte to a NEW height!

How about...
Cumteeth
#stain
Seaman Stains (actual guys name in USCG while I was in!)
Fudgepacker
Hershey Highwayman

etc... etc... ad nauseum...

P...
m...



[Edited on 8-22-2003 by Springer]

[Edited on 8-22-2003 by Springer]

Springer

There was a British children's television series, whose name I forget, which included both the characters Seaman Stains and Master Bates.


* I noticed your quick edit after your experimentation, too *

[Edited on 22-8-2003 by MaskedAvatar]

MA:

I have actually heard of that! But I am SERIOUS... we had this guy, Adam Stanes i bekeive was the actual spelling, who made, YOU GUESSED IT, Seaman and you can imagine the "intercom pages" for this dude while we were at sea!

I wonder if the poor bastard ever got over the emotional scars...
P...
m...

I can't resist:

"# head"

.... heheheh

edit- To bad I can't get some insider appreciation for that little "feat"

[Edited on 22-8-2003 by ktprktpr]

ktpr

That's impressive.

"#

is not recognised as

#


* Yes it is.

Your feat is more impressive. *




[Edited on 22-8-2003 by MaskedAvatar]

I will enter this discussion furiously hitting the vote button for MA.

gimme a point then

I'll preform the same silly dog trick with no edits, because they aren't neccesary:

Nacy spills boiling water on her foot and says, "OW! Fuc?!"

edit- some retroactive testing

[Edited on 22-8-2003 by ktprktpr]

[Edited on 22-8-2003 by ktprktpr]

one point deducted for fuflowers in your post.

sorry!

Exactly what I would say if I had just warranted plaudits and lost them in my celebratory net-jump two points later, ktpr.

LOL.

Fuflower, I almost had it....

Wait. I have a boquet of # s for you banshee.

[Edited on 22-8-2003 by goregrinder]

well well well, wouldja look at that? Probably to good to last ... let's give it one more go to be sure:

# fuck and the real cheap one .#

edit - okay no more games. Curse words aren't allowed for a good reason and I'll stop.




[Edited on 22-8-2003 by ktprktpr]

What a #wit.

Heeheeheeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Originally posted by goregrinder
Wait. I have a boquet of flowers for you banshee.

[Edited on 22-8-2003 by goregrinder]

Is that flowers or flowers?
Or....wait.
Ohhhhhh. I get it!

A bouquet of 'em?

-B.

yes, a bouquet. a whole #ing bouquet, just for you.

MA: hey man don't call me names. Not cool.

hunh that's funny. Just recieved a u2u with an explanation. Ah it's all good, "# wit"

and if that doesn't work than Sir William is mad fast.

Originally posted by goregrinder
yes, a bouquet. a whole flowering bouquet, just for you.

How shall the bouquet of flowers be delivered?
FedEx?
And will you be ordering it from 1-800-flowers?

I'll wait by the door.

-B.

No need for 1800 numbers. I'm sending the #s via ass.