Creative Writing

I am sometimes an angry soul.

Never trained in primal scream therapy, still I seek an outlet to dispel the righteous rage that I feel.

Negative emotions are not to be acted on. But they must be understood and controlled.

Hence, in the absence of a padded cell, I release my anger harmlessly into the world of ATS, thusly.

#
#
asshole
#
cocksucker
mother#er
pussy
#wit

* An interesting expression of my anger *





[Edited on 5-8-2003 by MaskedAvatar]

Cool, go to a site where you can vent whatever you like, including all the cuss words you like. I suggest taking out your anger on Cottagers and Jon Kwan at hicow.com... . They like it because they go there to learn English slang.

Interesting indeed MA, especially enlight of the fact that three of the eight colorful words you used were not properly "translated" by ATS.

regards
seekerof

I am surprised that one fellatio-related term and one favorite term of abuse are at least remotely allowable.

No more cussing from me.

All I can say is the both of you are #wits. Ha ha. There is a valid reason for censoring the words. *testing while on William's arse list:*

pindejo

asswipe

douchebag

green hat provider

tits

axe wound

red eye

brown eye

boobies

boobs

cock

dirty Sanchez

arse

chicken

jerking the chicken

jack off

jerk off

For hockey fans, "My name is Ivan Jackinov."

My, I am "ham sup."

Ok, the 7 dirty words you can never say, according to George Carlin:

#
Piss
#
#
Cocksucker
Mother#er
Tits

And tits... Tits does not even deserve to be on the list. It sounds like a snack. No, I don't mean your sexist snack. I mean new Nabisco Tits...

You know....I am seriously behind the 'curve' here...forgive me. I am catching up, slowly on other matters, but I am still mystified by the expression: "#wit."

Like.....what is that supposed to mean or imply or express? First time I ever heard or seen it expressed as is.....

Hmmm, never mind me.

regards
seekerof

It is interesting in such creative writing pursuits, that the author's original intended vocabulary still appears when you access the 'Post Reply' screen.

I would be concerned enough to remove cocksucker and cocksucking from the available glossary.

Piss and tits are harmless.

Piss is in the common vernacular, not just as a urinary description, but also as an expression of anger or inebriation. I never understood where 'piss-ant' came from, though, as a description of something small and useless, such as George W Bush's brain. Not even sure if ants piss or whether their excretory functions are totally and completely different (well I do know, but just writing with creative licence).

Tits is indubitably a derivative of teats, as well as the plural form of members of the thornbill or Paridae families.





[Edited on 5-8-2003 by MaskedAvatar]

All I know about "#wit" is "The Axis of #witism," from a prior board I used to frequent. Colonel was one of the "#wits." Nice medallian, btw, seekerof.

*Looks for lurking TBATS rebel remnants*

Originally posted by Tyriffic
*Looks for lurking TBATS rebel remnants*

Thats hilarious!

They're going to become infamous like the Taliban.
No offense guys just kidding.

No TBATS revolutionaries on this topic, just some harmless creative writing catharsis.

MarkosOrrealus, your avatar takes Mr. Smiley Face to a new level.

Originally posted by MaskedAvatar
No TBATS revolutionaries on this topic, just some harmless creative writing catharsis.

Just being vigilant...practicing password recognition...

to be truly creative, you must combine other words to create something on par with the shock and awe of normal swear words.

Turd burglar.
rectal wart
menstral chunk.
the list goes on. just ask your local 6th grader.

"Colonel Fury sandwich"

Originally posted by MaskedAvatar
"Colonel Fury sandwich"

careful, you can get banned for such strong disgusting language...

Originally posted by Freddie
Ok, the 7 dirty words you can never say, according to George Carlin:

#
Piss
#
#
Cocksucker
Mother#er
Tits

And tits... Tits does not even deserve to be on the list. It sounds like a snack. No, I don't mean your sexist snack. I mean new Nabisco Tits...

ROFL!

I can see it:

"Let's go buy some tits."
"I'm really in the mood for some tits, too."
"Yeah. Nothing like some good chewy tits."


Now, how did I get into this conversation?

Originally posted by MaskedAvatar
"Colonel Fury sandwich"

kekeke. He might enjoy that!

How about "assjack?" I like that transposition.

[Edited on 6-8-2003 by Freddie]

How about:

# drip
nut sack
douche juice
pussy fart