Ron Jeremy Banned By ATS!

At 12.20pm GMT on Monday 4 August, cartoonist Ron Jeremy made a brief appearance at ATS at the invitation of 'random minx promotions'.

The show was briefly taken in by an inebriate and a secretive icon, then the events were summarily dismissed to that locale where missing socks go.

It is hypothesized that:

* Ron Jeremy is unworthy of consideration
* there was excessive commercial appeal in the exhibition
* the promoter did not check and satisfy venue requirements...

Just a little FYI, but Ron Jeremy is actually a washed up porn star from the 80s whos little claim to fame is guest shots on the Man Show. I think maybe someone is pulling a little of the perverbial wool over someone's eyes.

astro

That is really interesting.

I don't know any male porn stars by name except Mr Holmes... but is this a guy about whom they made some movie recently (not Boogie Nights, but some other one)?

On that basis I am glad the link was removed, and that I didn't see whatever was about to download, but now I wonder WTF it was.

I will be cautious in future with shows offered by 'random minx promotions'.

Ron is a hero for every ugly fat man who wants to be in porno movies.

None-the-less, the production in which his mug was part of a rather fun Flash animation is indeed cavorting with lost socks as attributes of the animation are possibly not appropriate for some viewers.

ron jeremy wasn't doing anything to a squirrel in the aforementioned and mysteriously removed production. Nor was he inappropriately attired or visible in any manner below the neckline.

Maybe I should not have mentioned his name, instead focusing on the cameo appearance of Stephen Hawkins, R2D2 and a chimpanzee in a suit.

However I do apologise for my unpalatable randomness and will save it for the wild lands of Yorkshire, where women drink pints, political correctness doesn't exist and a sense of humour prevents us all going insane during our 70 hour shifts in t' mines

The decision is completely understood by this saved-by-the-bell innocent.

arc

I presume you mean Stephen Hawking.

Did he have a vocal/vocoder spot, or was he just a token wheelchair astrophysicist?

Has he ever appeared in South Park, I forget now.

Well... the humor was not lost here... not at all!

However, the cross-sectioned male member tipped the scale to the other side of the line.

sorry

Is THAT what he calls himself these days?

I'll echo William's comments....

I think my lack of knowledge of who Ron Jeremy was, and a brief visit to the website concerned, gave me the false conclusion he was a 'cartoonist'.

If he is a man of humility surely he would call himself a retired fat ugly 80s porn star.

He's had more, and finer, women...than any of us will likely have in 5 lifetimes!

The international man of "flava".....





regards
seekerof

Hey..!!!
I know that dude!!!!:

Ron Jeremy AKA The Hedgehog

In an industry renowned for the high turn-over rate of its talent, Ron Jeremy has reigned supreme as the undisputed biggest star in pornography for over twenty years.

Ron's career began in 1978 when a girlfriend of his sent his nude photo to "Playgirl" magazine for its "Boy Next Door" feature. The photo was published, garnering the attention of both adoring female fans and adult film producers. Ron left his job as a special education teacher (for which he holds a master's degree), launching a career in pornography which encompasses over 1600 films and directing over 100 others.

Throughout his career, Ron has continuously aspired to break into mainstream Hollywood, acting in small parts in dozens of studio and independent films, as well as serving as a consultant on "Boogie Nights" and "9 1/2 Weeks."

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[Edited on 4-8-2003 by MiStErBeLLaTrIx]

RON JEREMY FOR PRESIDENT

Woo bet the forigen policy would end with a money shot

I'm just guessing but was this that Flash thing with the squirrel and a lot of WEEEEEEEEE in it?

Ron jeremy for president? lol
welcome to the return of the oral office.

His only claim to fame is he flexibility and size, enabling him to pleasure himself.

How do you guys know so much about these porn stars???

*puts member away* Huh? Porn? what porn?