Just bought a Dog to replace my sadly deceased Parrott

I got him today from our local Blacksmith.

Got him home, he made a bolt for the door....

a reply to: Oldcarpy2

You could get a parrot job on that dog you know.

Took my new pet to the vet the other day and he did not know a thing about it.

a reply to: BeyondKnowledge3

"My dog has no nose."

"How does it smell?"

"Terrible."

I'll get my coat....

Oh no! I had dogs do that I have had 4 dogs. One came from a messed up place ( bad owners previously) and he was a bolter. Then I had a dog that was primarily an outdoor dog run out the door but he would stay near the house. I had 2 other dogs and I had them from puppies. They never bolted... be careful with that behavior. The bolter that runs away ended up needing to be adopted at age 6 to a new home due to a divorse. And he ran out the new people house. Within the month he ran out and got hit by a car....

In the time being perhaps put a temporary gate or fence out front until you can get it under control?

Speaking of noses.

Warning, put down any drinks before this one.

a reply to: Cre8chaos79

Errr...'blacksmith"? "Bolt for the door"?

😉

a reply to: Oldcarpy2

I got that Oldcarpy2!😏🤟

a reply to: mysterioustranger

Happy Friyay mate?

a reply to: Cre8chaos79



That dog story was a joke.

a reply to: Oldcarpy2

I have the worlds smartest dog.
When I got him his papers said K-9. I do wonder what made him drop out before finishing.

a reply to: TheLieWeLive

My dog went to send a telegram.

Said he wanted to send "Woof, woof, woof, woof".

The guy says "for the same cost you can add another 'woof"?

Dog looks at him and says " But that would make no sense at all"?

Hehhhhhhh I see what you did there a reply to: Oldcarpy2

originally posted by: BeyondKnowledge3
a reply to: Cre8chaos79

That dog story was a joke.

Ya know... lol it's been a long week hahahaha!!!
Took me a min even after you posted...
BTW love that guy and his puppet master

...wrong thread

a reply to: Cre8chaos79

I am glad you took that reply as friendly as intended.

Yes, just watched a lot of Jeff Dunham's shorts on YouTube. Been relaxing as much as possible while passing some kidney stones.

originally posted by: Oldcarpy2
I got him today from our local Blacksmith.

Got him home, he made a bolt for the door....

I hope you nailed him for doing that.

a reply to: Oldcarpy2

Heeeey! What do you call a dog with only 1 leg?

Don't matter...he can't come too you anyway....!😏🤟

Cya

a reply to: mysterioustranger

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Doyouthinkitsawus.....

a reply to: Oldcarpy2

Lesbian dinosaur? Lick-a-saurus. ( I may be outta line here, sorry!)✌️😏