Mind Suppressing Drugs are Given to the Public Through Toilet Paper, Rather than Food and Water

If the elites are administering mind suppressing drugs to the population, I doubt it is occurring through the consumption of our food or water supply. This method is slow and subject to first pass metabolism.

However, hear me out. There is an administration route for drugs that would bypass first pass metabolism if the public were receiving something. That route is through the rectum. I propose that these mind suppressing drugs, hormones, or toxins are being administered through the application of toilet paper. Due to the bypass of metabolism, these drugs would be extremely fast acting, and because of our frequent use of toilet paper, would be applied numerous times per day.

Baby wipes likely have a lower dose of the drug so that babies can still be exposed to mind suppression tactics at a young age and the drugs are diluted with a water base.

This is also likely the reason for the toilet paper shortage during coronavirus pandemic. It was a propaganda method to get the public to apply more toilet paper to their bodies to further get us under mental control.

Although it’s out there, this may also be the reason women have such intense menstrual cycles with extreme cramps and pain. They are applying the toilet paper directly to their vaginal area during cleaning. Hence, whatever drugs (hormones, toxins) are in the toilet paper have a direct route to affect their menstrual cycles. Think about it. Shouldn’t millions of years of evolution have completely eliminated period pains? That doesn’t seem to be a trait that would have been selected for.

Just food for thought.

a reply to: wiredcerebellum

Joke's on them, I have a bidet.

You are a wise person. a reply to: watchitburn

a reply to: wiredcerebellum

It came in really handy when all the morons bought up all the TP when covid kicked off.

The elites probably wanted the old stock off the shelves so they could implement a fresh batch to everyone. a reply to: watchitburn

The good news is that this would be relatively easy to test for at a lab- just mix a few dozen squares of TP into some water, strain, and have the water tested.

So what kind of drug was on your toilet paper this morning?

Is the analysis already back?

Fortunately I use paper towels at this moment in my life.a reply to: TDDAgain

a reply to: wiredcerebellum

How can you make sure these are not drugged too?

I can’t but I figure it’s less likely because most people don’t use them for toilet paper. a reply to: TDDAgain

I like your theory

a reply to: wiredcerebellum

Thank you! a reply to: Dalamax

a reply to: wiredcerebellum
So you don't know? Just like with toilet paper?

Do you understand the foundation of “conspiracy theories?”a reply to: TDDAgain

a reply to: wiredcerebellum
You're at this point just making things up and then call it a conspiracy theory with zero interest in more than just presenting your theory. Be prepared to be challenged on your theories. If you want a place where this won't happen write a diary or something.

Do you understand the concept of a discussion forum?

a reply to: watchitburn

i will admit-
i had a fistulla once.

once.
the doc told me, 'it comes back 25% of the time...'

i showered a lot back then. but now ANYTIME i go to the bathroom, i shower.
unless its an emergency.

plus, i can go to my gym, bathroom, shower, leave even.
so i use my gym's bathroom in emergencys too lol.
i was on a date once in nyc, dropped the girl off at the party early, told her gonna look for parking, drove to my gym, bathroom, showered, drove back within 1 hour. she never knew lol

a reply to: wiredcerebellum

Do you understand the foundation of “conspiracy theories?

yes i do, and i also understand when someone keeps throwing sh@@ at the wall and hope it sticks.

you fall into the latter.

a reply to: wiredcerebellum

Japanese Toilets all-round troops.



Problem solved.

Mind Suppressing Drugs are Given to the Public Through Toilet Paper, Rather than Food and Water

How would that work for our Muslim cousins who I'm inclined to believe don't use the stuff the same way we do?

a reply to: wiredcerebellum

I like your out of the box thinking. I think you could turn this idea into a great short story. You know there’s a short story forum here, right?

Really? What’s it called. I have a few short stories I want to throw on there! Thank you for the compliment. a reply to: QRST4