I have an idea for an updated final episode of The X Files...

Not sure is this belongs in Jokes, Puns, & Pranks as it's really too damned close to reality, but here it is...

Of course, it starts with the same old intro, except where it says Paranormal Activity it changes to Governemnt Corruption, the part that says Government Denies Knowledge is highlighted, and the last part that says The Truth Is Out There says, The Truth is Dead. Then we progress to the story.



Mulder starts to uncover unimaginable corruption at the highest levels of the FBI, implicating leadership in politization of its own mission and massive cover-ups of corruption at the highest levels of government. He's a bit mum to Scully, not wanting to draw her in too deeply at first, but is dropping hints as to what he's discovering and she's getting curious and worried.

In the closing scene, Skinner informs Scully that Mulder has committed suicide by hanging himself in his garage, then shooting himself twice with a rifle in the back of the head.

Credits roll.



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a reply to: incoserv

The truth is out there, and we choose truth over facts!
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How 'bout
"I used to want to believe" ?

originally posted by: ColeYounger
a reply to: incoserv

The truth is out there, and we choose truth over facts!
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Right!

'Cause facts hurt feelings.

That quote, I've said from the beginning, is accurate because their concept of "truth" is what they call relative, meaning that their version of "truth" can be whatever they want it to be. Progressivism denies absolute truth, and where there is no absolute truth, anything can be true. It's like if you are on the open sea on a cloud covered and moonless night without a compass, GPS or any other way to determine direction. Any direction can be north.

We choose truth over facts. A truer lie was never spoken!



Oh, and he certainly has "changed the trajectory of this country."

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originally posted by: Gothmog
How 'bout
"I used to want to believe" ?

Yeah, I completely gave up on that about 15 years ago, though I'd been moving in that direction for some time before.

a reply to: incoserv

Your X-Files episode could also feature an appearance by AOC.
She had another classic leftist logic comment:
"It's better to be morally right than factually correct."

This is from an older episode in which the topic deserved being expanded on :

I don't think you understand. There's just too much evidence that it's all been a lie. The conspiracy is not to hide the existence of extraterrestrials. It's to make people believe in it so completely that they question nothing.

That one changed my 20+ year outlook on the subject .
Doesn't that REALLY coincide with what is going on today ?

Fox Milder - Patient X

a reply to: Gothmog

ABSOLUTELY!!!!!

That is exactly what I believe is going on in that realm.

a reply to: incoserv

Post credit scene: Mulder’s on the beach sipping Pina colada with an alive and healthy looking Cigarette Smoking Man on the lounger to his right and a Grey on a longer to his left.

They ‘cheers’ one another and the title comes up:

‘I WANT TO BELIEVE’

Some of the letters are fade out so it reads:

‘I WANT TO LI VE’

a reply to: McGinty

a reply to: ColeYounger

....no way......

a reply to: McGinty

Is Jeffrey Epstein also in a beach chair?

a reply to: chris_stibrany

You're getting it...

originally posted by: chris_stibrany
a reply to: McGinty

Is Jeffrey Epstein also in a beach chair?

He’s dangling dead from a tree! In one of life’s ironies he accidentally hung himself with the rope he was using to climb an adjacent coconut tree. The cigarette smoking man did warn those nuts weren’t ripe enough yet