Cowboy boots

A couple moved to Texas and the man had always wanted a pair of cowboy boots, so he went and bought them. When he got home, his wife was sitting in the living room. He struts in and asks "Do you see anything different about me ? "
She looks at him and says "No"

He's frustrated she doesn't notice the nice new boots, so he goes in the bedroom, gets undressed and walks back in buck naked except for the boots and says " NOW, do you see anything different ? "

She looks and says " No "it's" hanging down. It was hanging down yesterday, it's hanging down today and it'll be hanging down tomorrow"

He says "Well, it's hanging down because it's looking at my new cowboy boots ! "

She says "If you want to get my attention, you should have bought a cowboy hat "

Bring in the rim shot. Ba- da- dum- ding!

a reply to: DAVID64

Good Joke, I thought you'd cocked it up but all funny in the end.

a reply to: DAVID64

Noce!



But they don’t make 10 gallon hats!!

Took me a few seconds.

Heh.

a reply to: DAVID64

Classic