BAKERS Avoid confusion and imprisonment when carrying desserts through airport customs by referring to Almond and Mocha bombs as Almond and Mocha
upside-down cakes.
M Kipling, Guantanamo Bay
When consulting Zimbabwean witch doctors, if you are told that you have a problem with your left foot, be sure to check that your left foot is not
asleep before you attempt to walk away after your consultation.