This is strange....

My work place received a lot of self testing Covid kits; so I decided to test my computer key board with the included nasal swab to see if the covid could be transmitted in other ways than airborne. I swabbed the keyboard, rubbed the swab on the plastic indicator included with the kit and waited for the results. The test came back positive. I knew laptops could get a virus but this is surreal that a computer could get a human virus as well.
I just got my 2nd Moderna booster shot last week.

Now I'm worried about this as well.

deadstate.org...

saharareporters.com...

a reply to: olaru12

Weren't fruit and toasters also testing positive?

originally posted by: olaru12
I just got my 2nd Moderna booster shot last week.

Why didn't you tell us what day you were gonna get that second booster, so we could get a Dead Pool going?

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: olaru12

Weren't fruit and toasters also testing positive?

I don't know but if they were, this is outright diabolical.


hnewswire.com...

I've read that lemon or citrus juice residue can cause a positive test.
Perhaps touching the keyboard after eating an orange or something is responsible.

originally posted by: Snarl

originally posted by: olaru12
I just got my 2nd Moderna booster shot last week.

Why didn't you tell us what day you were gonna get that second booster, so we could get a Dead Pool going?

You still can...my allergies are killing me!! It must be that wind blowing in from California across the Rockies.

Are people still not understanding that the tests are 100% a scam?
Anything tests positive, it just depends on the test. They are designed to have predetermined results - thus making 'the numbers' go up.

But the whole thing is completely fake with only ONE GOAL in mind. To get you to either jab this thing into your cranium or jab the other thing into your arm. Either entry will work but the needle is more thorough.

Either way - don't fall for the scam, jeez...

a reply to: olaru12

I'm not a biologist, but I do own a computer.
The best way to tell if your computer is inoculated...is to see if powerful magnets will stick to your hard drive.

a reply to: olaru12


Rubbing alcohol wipes will kill Anthrax, get you some 😊

originally posted by: KTemplar
a reply to: olaru12


Rubbing alcohol wipes will kill Anthrax, get you some 😊

This is much more dangerous than Anthrax!

www.hiskingdomprophecy.com...

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: olaru12

I'm not a biologist, but I do own a computer.
The best way to tell if your computer is inoculated...is to see if powerful magnets will stick to your hard drive.

1st) If you're not a electronic engineer, how do you know what a computer is?!

2nd) I'm no microwavist, but I heard that putting the computer in a microwave on high for 45 seconds cures it of all Rona.

I hope everyone gives it a try. Take a video and upload it for us all.

This is not strange, it´s well known since using these tests is more like playing with childrens toys than testing yourself for a virus. They were used to keep the panic level of the unable for self-thinking majority of the population at a high rate:

Rapid tests are often false positive

When rapid tests are wrong

80 percent error rate? Why just most positive rapid tests are wrong

Problems with statistics for positive rapid tests

Corona rapid test: Many positive results are actually negative - This is the rate in the Fulda district

Since these tests came out people tested coke, avocados and what else - positive.

But ok, that were all just conspiracy theories... xD
Cheers

Edit: All the links are german, please use a translator if necessary!

a reply to: DerBeobachter

Edit: All the links are german, please use a translator if necessary!

Nein, danke

Parts of that spike protein and shell of the virus are all over the place. But they are usually destroyed over time. The test can still pick them up though, that is the problem with the test. When the fragments are trapped in mucous they might not be picked up by the test though, the mucous does it's job and disables them somehow, mucous is a big part of our immune system's response to pathogens.

And it still doesn't click with you that the tests are bunk?
Jesus

a reply to: olaru12

Just get the computer it's booster

Your 1st link was labeled a threat by my antivirus..not even bothering with #2

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I've read that lemon or citrus juice residue can cause a positive test.
Perhaps touching the keyboard after eating an orange or something is responsible.

Or maybe touching the keyboard after picking you nose.

originally posted by: olaru12

You still can...my allergies are killing me!! It must be that wind blowing in from California across the Rockies.

Does the wind smell like crap? If so then most surely CA.