If The Earth Was Flat I'd Open A Resort Near The Edge

It would be replete with an observation deck where people could safely peer over the edge. I would even have a designated area where men could stand along the edge and urinate over the side. Particpants would receive a comemorative T- shirt that reads "l Peed Off The Side Of The Earth And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt".

And if it were flat we would have to make the edge thicker...like a pizza crust...to keep everything from sliding off.

a reply to: MissSmartypants

A lot of drunk dudebros will be falling off into the void. Your insurance costs alone will break you. Good luck.

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: MissSmartypants


A lot of drunk dudebros will be falling off into the void. Your insurance costs alone will break you. Good luck.

Safety harnesses, my good man, safety harnesses.

a reply to: MissSmartypants

Just make them sign a waiver, put a bar there and call it Darwin's Bar and Grill.

Place cameras there and profit off the footage.

a reply to: Lumenari

Oh you are wicked!

originally posted by: Lumenari
a reply to: MissSmartypants

Just make them sign a waiver, put a bar there and call it Darwin's Bar and Grill.

Place cameras there and profit off the footage.

Good idea. Everyone loves Bloopers.

We could put a plank there too and make all the politicians walk off it.

a reply to: MissSmartypants

What's the difference between pissing off a 80 storey building and a 1 metre fence on a round earth?

And if it were flat we would have to make the edge thicker...like a pizza crust...to keep everything from sliding off.

If its a flat earth why would anything slide off?
Maybe it is a flat earth moving through space. Why don't I slide off

a reply to: watchitburn

We could put a plank there too and make all the politicians walk off it.

Why stop at politicians?
We could throw the gods, the military, and even fat people off: rebalance the planet


oh and vegans

originally posted by: TheConstruKctionofLight

If its a flat earth why would anything slide off?

Because some cat pushed it off.

If The Earth Was Flat I'd Open A Resort Near The Edge

If the Earth was flat , no one would be here.

As has been alluded to the updraft would be fierce and they would literally be pissing into the wind...a new maid of the mist

originally posted by: VictorVonDoom

originally posted by: TheConstruKctionofLight

If its a flat earth why would anything slide off?

Because some cat pushed it off.

It's funny cuz it's true.

originally posted by: TheConstruKctionofLight
a reply to: MissSmartypants

What's the difference between pissing off a 80 storey building and a 1 metre fence on a round earth?

And if it were flat we would have to make the edge thicker...like a pizza crust...to keep everything from sliding off.

If its a flat earth why would anything slide off?
Maybe it is a flat earth moving through space. Why don't I slide off

Because it's windy, of course. And just because you haven't slid off yet doesn't mean you won't.

originally posted by: putnam6
As has been alluded to the updraft would be fierce and they would literally be pissing into the wind...a new maid of the mist

Rain gear will be available at the gift shop.

a reply to: MissSmartypants

Will you grab my arm or neglect your duty of care?

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
A lot of drunk dudebros will be falling off into the void. Your insurance costs alone will break you. Good luck.

They will be retreived from the fishing nets deployed to harvest all the previously wasted resources which now supply "The Edgetown Seafood Bazaar And Restaurant Complex".

All good.

It will become like bungee jumping and a tradition to "Trip the Void".

originally posted by: TheConstruKctionofLight
If its a flat earth why would anything slide off?
Maybe it is a flat earth moving through space. Why don't I slide off

STICTION

Cool eh?

a reply to: MissSmartypants

Pfft, just kick 'em over the edge while they're ass-up gawking already.

Then call Augustus and tell him a couple of surprises are headed his way. I think the masons conjure up portals for that, "OOH, falling sacrifice, catch it BEFORE it dies!"

a reply to: MissSmartypants


Whaddya mean IF the world is flat???!!!!!!