Here's your april fools preperadness kit

Hello fellow mischief makers, today i'm going give you some pre-emptive strike strategies; no im not talking about the arab spring.

April fools needs to be planned months in advance, just like saving up for Christmas gifts in September. so here are a few that others and I have concocted.

The first one is my own. Bet a friend a hundred bucks if he or she can headbutt the tip of their elbow, trust me it works I did it to a friend it looks like a possessed person trying to breakdance, if you are truly evil you will take the money.

Secondly, you can buy a cheap but pretty gemstone like amethyst and super glue and glue it to a busy walkway near your home or workplace, trust me it's the gift that keeps on giving.

Then we have another one of my evil schemes-this one is for the guys. go to the super market and purchase a habanero, and when the time is right cut the chilli and smear it over something you know they use frequently and the next time they go to urinate...well I call it a chilli willy. This can also be used by women to punish cheating husbands and neglectful fathers.

We pranksters need to make the first strike, or face the consequences so I'm asking you future clown princes of crime, what is in your April fool's preparedness kit?

We have some large spiders here. Last year i had a big one in my woodpile that got stuck and died.

I saved it for a while by pinning it to the wall in my garage, who prompted screams from people who visited.

I got the bright idea to put it in the percolator for the wife to find in the morning.

Worst idea ever....

a reply to: Thecakeisalie

Two of my favorites
1. Change the ringtone of your wife’s phone to fart noises and call her when she’s out with friends

2. Carefully empty and clean a jar of mayo and replace it with banana pudding and start eating it at work or out in public

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Thecakeisalie

Two of my favorites
1. Change the ringtone of your wife’s phone to fart noises and call her when she’s out with friends

2. Carefully empty and clean a jar of mayo and replace it with banana pudding and start eating it at work or out in public

Oh that's evil, i'll put that one into the archives.

Here's one designed for a dopey friend or co-worker...

"how do you confuse an idiot? purple."

a reply to: DBCowboy

1. Change the ringtone of your wife’s phone to fart noises and call her when she’s out with friends

deviously hilarious
well done

We live in the sticks on top of a mountain in vermont, and our back deck overlooks our lower field..

We have seen many bear tracks and every year the hunters take at least one bear from our mountain.

Last year, the night before April fools I snuck out on the deck and put a beer can on the railing.

The next morning I woke up early and screamed"there is a Beer on the deck! There's a Beer on the deck!"

My parents came flying out of the their bedroom and asked "Where? Where is the bear?"

I just kept pointing at the can.. "There,Right There!"

The look on their faces when they realized ,was priceless....




Respectfully,
~meathead

Put dead batteries in the TV remote & hide any new ones.
Hide the toilet paper.
Cracker crumbs between the sheets.
Plastic ants in the sugar bowl or floating in their coffee cup.
Empty containers in the fridge.
Fake mouse at eye level when they open the cupboard.
Hubby hates snakes. Someone tied a live one on a long string, on the handle inside our screen door once. He came home & when he opened the door, it swung out at him! Almost gave him a heart attack! Glad that I was with him so he knew it wasn't me!

WOQ

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Thecakeisalie

Two of my favorites
1. Change the ringtone of your wife’s phone to fart noises and call her when she’s out with friends

2. Carefully empty and clean a jar of mayo and replace it with banana pudding and start eating it at work or out in public

1./ Replace her ringtone with 15 seconds of noisy porn... turn the ringer all the way up and send her on her way to lunch with her friends.

2./ Serve your loving kids or grandkids vanilla ice cream cones. Fill one of them with mashed potatoes.

Replace flour with plaster of Paris.